Flippy: What's wrong with you?
Nutty: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Lifty, texting Shifty: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Shifty′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Shifty, texting back: Fuck you.
Cuddles: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Cuddles: Oh, wait! Yahoo!
Toothy, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Flippy: War is heck!
Flaky: What is love?
FlIppy: An emotional minefield.
Sniffles: A neurochemical reaction.
Nutty: Baby don't hurt me.
Suga: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Sniffles: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Suga: Fuck you.
Nutty: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Nutty: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Nutty: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Nutty: I am strong! I beat Cuddles at arm wrestling!
Sniffles: Anyone can beat Cuddles at arm wrestling!
Cuddles: Hey-
Flaky: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Flippy: Voldemort?
Flaky: No.
Flippy: Is it Voldemort?
Flaky: It's not Voldemort.
Flippy: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
