Me Too Flaky

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Splendid: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Splendid: My facebook photo is a landscape.


Cuddles: We have fun, don't we, Flaky?

Flaky: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.


Giggles: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Flippy: Unless you're home alone.


Computer: Please enter a password.

Disco Bear: *types in Flaky*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

DB: How fucking DARE YOU-


Sniffles: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Nutty, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!


Cuddles: I have an idea.

Toothy: A good idea?

Cuddles: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.


Fliqpy: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Flippy: What did you do?!

Fliqpy: NOBODY DIED!

Flippy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!


Sniffles: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.


Nutty: So, what are we doing?

Flaky: Wasting our lives.

Nutty: I meant for lunch...


*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Suga: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Sniffles: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Flippy: if you want information it is

Nutty: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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