Splendid: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Splendid: My facebook photo is a landscape.
Cuddles: We have fun, don't we, Flaky?
Flaky: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Giggles: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Flippy: Unless you're home alone.
Computer: Please enter a password.
Disco Bear: *types in Flaky*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
DB: How fucking DARE YOU-
Sniffles: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Nutty, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
Cuddles: I have an idea.
Toothy: A good idea?
Cuddles: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Fliqpy: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Flippy: What did you do?!
Fliqpy: NOBODY DIED!
Flippy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Sniffles: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
Nutty: So, what are we doing?
Flaky: Wasting our lives.
Nutty: I meant for lunch...
*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Suga: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Sniffles: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Flippy: if you want information it is
Nutty: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?