Suga: Shifty is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Flippy: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Splendont: Tackle them!
Splendid: Dump them.
Lifty: Kick them in the shin!
Shifty: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Suga: I'm very scary.
Shifty: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Suga: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Shifty: And small.
Suga:
Suga: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Flippy: I lost Suga.
Splendid: How did you LOSE Suga?!
Flippy: To be fair, they are very small.
Flaky: You're violent.
Suga: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Nutty: What's it like being tall?
Nutty: Is it nice?
Nutty: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Lumpy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Suga: It was one time!
Shifty: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Suga: Are you calling me short?
Shifty: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Suga: I feel like Lifty is looking down on me.
Shifty: That's because he's on the counter and you're short.
Suga: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
Suga: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Flaky: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Giggles: Those darn tall old people.
Cuddles: Darm em' indeed.
Nutty: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Suga: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Suga: Hahaha.
Suga: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
Suga: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
Suga: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Shifty: *crouches down*
Lifty: *kneels down*
Splendont: *sits on the floor*
Suga:
Suga: I hate all of you.
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Yeah I'm 4'11"
