Adonis: *breathes*
Asmodeus/elf queen bitch/basically everyone who doesnt like Adonis cuz he exists: "And I took that personally."
Adonis: *Breathing intensifies*
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It was a rainy day, 15 years ago. Dark, dull and boring. Adonis thought, How about I kill the dude with the crown and everyone who will help him in the future? The author said: Sure. Have fun. byeeeee [to those 5 yo ppls reading this: do NOT attempt :)) u should wait until ure at least 12 :D or 11 idc i started having murderous thoughts when i turned 10 :D]
and so this is how he ended up planning how to murder peeps for fun. But then these random dudes showed up 15 YEARS EARLIER THAN THEY WERE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO and sort of halted it.
thanks to that shit happening, bby boi adonis has to deal with FUCKING SET-BACKS he had not accounted for because THEY WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING HAPPEN. such as: FUCKING REINCARNATED PEOPLE, PLOT STARTING EARLIER THAN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO, Asher and Asmodeus FUCKING, the fucking MC OF THE FUCKING NOVEL wanting to MAKE LOVE with fucking ADONIS LOLLLLLLLL
Adonis: Author, u bitch/son of a bitch [a/n dont insult ur mother] STFU IM TALKING BITCH/BASTARD [dont use profanities] OMFG STFU IM TALKING [listen to ur mother/father]
Adonis: *takes deep breath*
author:
(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)
also author: ^^; (o′┏▽┓｀o) ehe
Adonis: SO anyways...i just wanted to kill people and live why tf did u make it this complicated its not like ill ever fuck Hade.
Author: so u dont wanna top?
Hade: ψ(._. )> theres no curing this bitch/bastard is there....
Wait HADE???? WAIT A DAMN MIN THIS IS A TYPO I CREATED U I--- slap -Hade
[a/n dont slap the person who created u]
Hade/Adonis: (╬▔皿▔)╯
Author: wait a damn min werent u fighting?
Hade: ure right.......i was having a flashback and fking Adonis didnt hug me....... :(
Adonis: No no no bby boi [a/n dont call others bby boi when ure one]
.............
ehe
Adonis: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ ┻━┻ ︵ ＼( °□° )／ ︵ ┻━┻ (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳ (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Author: nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my tablessssssssssss QAQ
Adonis: anyways, as i was saying...
Hade: *waits expectantly*
Adonis: I really do love u just that it wasnt in my plans and theres something im not telling u. The truth is--
Author: *interrupts* Wait a damn minute, i never write on a table...i right on my lap/couch ;-; *bonks head* silly author
Hade: *gives the author murderous look*
Author: continue continue :3
Adonis: nvm i guess itll be revealed eventually
Hade: starts beating author up
*Adonis joins*
Readers: AUTHOR I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FCKING CHAPTER-
*Readers join*
poor (not so poor lol) author: ಥ_ಥ where did i go wrong raising these ppls-
*realizes*
wait i didnt raise them ;-;
i think ill draw a scene where stick figures are getting ready to murder me :))
dw ill post it later when ure expecting a chapter with a chapter coming 7 days later :3
ik ik im savage i luv myself tho idt my parents do ehe
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