More Antics
Zoe: Do you think Erica looks like a rodent?
Chip: (laughing) The heck? Where'd you come up with that?
Zoe: Well, if she does, then Ben must be Petruchio!
Mike: Wha—?
Zoe: 'Cause he tamed a shrew!
Jawa: Never talk to me after your Shakepearian literature class again.
Ben: I've done dumb stuff.
Erica: I've joined in on dumb stuff.
Chip: I made sure nobody caught y'all doing dumb stuff.
Zoe: I watched you all do dumb stuff.
Mike: I recorded you all doing dumb stuff.
Jawa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU ALL FROM DOING DUMB STUFF!
Burglar: (enters with pistol) This is a holdup—
Hale family: So you have chosen... death.
[gunfire intensifies]
Burglar: (enters with rifle) EVERYBODY—
The squad: (each holds up some sort of firearm, whether it be a pistol, rifle, machine gun, or shotgun)
Chip: Everybody...
Jawa: ... what?
Burglar: (runs away while screaming like a little girl)
Ben: Tina, I need your help! It's a girl problem!
Tina: As in you like her, or you need to figure out a way to kill her and dispose of the body?
Ben: ... the first one.
Tina: (shrugs) Sorry, I could've helped with the other one.
Tina: Ben, why were you late for curfew?
Ben: I had a... meeting.
Hank: Oh? Does it have something to do with the bite marks on your neck?
Ben: *internally screaming*
Erica: [in her room] Now why did Mom tell me to give Ben liquid foundation?
[Ben and Zoe running throughout Spy Camp]
Zoe: Whoo! We made it! Could you imagine the look on Woodchuck's face if he realized we were late?
Woodchuck: (drops down from a tree, rolls, stands like a boss)
Zoe: That was... bloody brilliant!
Woodchuck: Thank you for that assessment, Ms. Zibbell. Would you and Mr. Ripley like me to get you two wristwatches? That way, you might be on time!
Ben: We got lost.
Woodchuck: Then perhaps some maps? I trust you won't require one to find somewhere to pop a squat!
Jawa: If Chip somehow had a prosthetic arm or leg, I'm fairly certain he'd figure out a way to weaponize it, or at least conceal a weapon in it.
Zoe: ... the fact that I can't see this as implausible is disturbing.
CIA instructor: You will be using military-grade weaponry.
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Mind the Gap: a Spy School Collection
RandomStuart Gibbs has created a universe in which he presents a hypothetical scenario in which the Central Intelligence Agency would be like if middle and high schoolers were involved as officers-in-training. However, in the process, he left many questio...
