Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!!
And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims.
This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If...
Salim : Jo cake tune abhi maze se khaya na, usme maine teri behen ke liye ring chupai thi. Pure 2.5 lakh ki ring thi!! Nikal meri ring!!! Junaid, isko piche se pakad!
Junaid Bilal ko piche se pakadta hai aur Salim uske pet mein pressure dalta hai taki ring nikal jaye. Lekin kuch nahi hota aur Bilal sirf khasta rehta hai.
Yeh awaaze sunke sare ladke vaha aate hai.
Yunus : Aree jiju, Billu ko maar kyu rahe ho?!
Salim : Tere bhai ne meri 2.5 lakh ki anguthi nigal li hai!
Anguthi nahi nikal raha dekhke Salim Bilal ko chhod deta hai.
Salim : Isko akele bathroom mat jabe dena! Iski tatti ke sath hi niklegi anguthi!
Salim ke bhai use pakadte hai.
Naman : Bhai, shant ho jao! Ghussa sehad ke liye hanikarak hai.
Lekin Salim Bilal ke pet mein ek akhri zor ka punch marta hai. Isse vo zameen pe girke khasne lagta hai. Uske muh se anguthi nikalke zameen pe girti hai lekin koi vo notice nahi karta.
Bilal anguthi uthake kehta hai.
Bilal : Anguthi mil-
Bilal apna sar uthake samne dekhta hai. Roshni uske samne hi khadi thi. Roshni apne samne Bilal ko aise baithe hue dekhke sochti hai ki vo use propose kar raha hai.
Roshni : Haye Allah!
Bilal : Tum jaisa soch rahi ho vaisa kuch nahi hai-
Roshni : Kuch bolne ki zarurat nahi hai. Main samajh gayi. Karungi main tumse nikah. Tum bas abbu se baat kar lena.
