Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!!
And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims.
This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If...
Yunus caresses Dhanno ka sar. (Mujhe caress ka hindi nahi pata isliye mix karke likh rahi hoon)
Dhanno : *chicken sounds*
Yunus Dhanno ke sar pe chummi deta hai aur use chhod deta hai.
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Nusrat kitchen ki taraf jaa rahi hai kyuki use bhuk lagi hai.
Nusrat : Aaj mera butter chicken khane ka bohot mann kar raha hai.
Phir vo dekhti hai ki uski taraf ek murgi daud ke aa rahi hai.
Nusrat : Mera butter chicken!
Vo murgi uske paas aake rukti hai aur Nusrat use hath mein leti hai. Uss murgi ke pair mein ek kagaz bandha hua tha. Nusrat vo kagaz kholke padhne lagti hai.
Nusrat :Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo.
Nusrat apne aas paas dhundne lagti hai. Use Yunus ek dewaar ke piche chupa hua dikhta hai. Nusrat uska hath pakadke use apne samne lati hai.
Nusrat : Yeh kya hai?
Yunus : *nervous* Yeh meri Dhanno hai. *smile*
Nusrat : Yeh murgi nahi, yeh!
Nusrat use vo chit dikhati hai. Yunus koi jawab nahi deta.
Nusrat : Acche se samajh aa raha hai mujhe kyu bula rahe ho chhat pe.
Yunus : Mera vo matlab nahi tha! Main toh bas-
Nusrat use apna hath dikhati hai.
Nusrat : Jo bhi bolna hai, aaj raat chhat pe bolna. And thanks for the chicken.
Yunus : Meri Dhanno koi khane ki cheez nahi hai!
Yunus uske hath se Dhanno ko chinn leta hai.
Yunus : Dhanno meri pehli girlfriend hai.
Nusrat : Ek minute, agar Dhanno tumhari pehli girlfriend hai, toh mujhe kyu chhat pe bula rahe ho?
(Me in bg : Dhanno ke liye naukrani chahiye!)
Yunus : *mumbling* Dusri chahiye....
Nusrat : Kya?!
Yunus Dhanno ko leke bhaag jata hai. Leaving Nusrat in utter shock. Nusrat Yunus ki di hui chit apne piche phek deti hai. But little did she know ki vo chit kisi aur ke paas jake giri hai.
Zaina.
Zaina chit ko apne pair ke paas ek chit dikhti hai. Vo chit uthake padhti hai.
Zaina :Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo.
Zaina confuse hoke aaju baju dekhti hai. Uski nazar dur khade hue Junaid pe padti hai. They both make eye contact and just stare awkwardly. Isse Zaina ko lagta hai ki Junaid ne vo chit pheka hai.
Zaina bhi vo chit zameen pe phek ke chali jati hai. Uske jane ke baad Junaid uski jagah pe aata hai aur vo chit uthata hai.
Junaid : Lagta hai Zaina ji ne yeh mere liye girayi hai. Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo. *gasp*
Junaid ko khushi mein heart attack aa jata hai. Junaid vo chit girake chala jata hai.
Vo chit Tehrim ke sir pe jake lagta hai. Tehrim chit leke aas paas dekhti hai aur use Huzaif dikhta hai.
Tehrim :Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo? Setting ko zarur phir mujhse koi kaam hoga.
Tehrim chit ko wapas Huzaif ke sar pe chit marti hai aur chali jati hai.
Huzaif :Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo. Lagta hai Tehrim ke paas koi mast taza khabar hai.
Huzaif apne aas paas dekhke chit ko dur phek ke chala jata hai. Vo chit Hridia ke pair ke paas jake girta hai. Hridia chit uthake padhti hai.
Hridia :Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo? *facepalm* Yeh Yasir! Abhi tak mere upar se move on nahi kar paya hai. Aaj toh usse acche se samjhana hi padega!
Phir vo chit jata hai Yasir ke paas.
Yasir : Yeh Hridia mera picha kyu nahi chhodti?!
Phir Anushka ke paas. Phir Zayan phir Yushma, phir Salim, phir Naman, phir Soumya, phir Taemoor aur Twinkle. Lekin aakhir mein vo chit gaya Johnny mama ke paas.
Johnny : Aaj raat 12 baje chhat pe aake milo? Johnny ke rehte hue haveli mein romance?! Yeh zarur samdhi ji ke ladko ki kartut hai! Jija ji meri baat ka vishwas nahi kar rahe the na? Aaj raat main un ladka ladki ko range hath pakadke jija ji ko dikhaunga, ki main sahi tha! Aa jao bacchu, aaj raat chhat pe aao. Agar tum aaj ke generation ho, toh main bhi tumhara mama hoon.
At night On the terrace
Raat ko sab chhat pe pohochte hai. Lekin kisiko nahi pata ki baki ke sab bhi vahi hai. Kyuki andhera bohot tha aur chhat bohot bada hai toh sab alag alag jagah pe hai.
Johnny mama love birds ko range hathon pakadne ke liye apne sath camera bhi laye hai.
Nusrat : Kyu bulaya mujhe yaha?
Yunus : Tumhare abbu se baat karu humare bare mein?
Nusrat : Kya "humare bare mein"?!
Yunus : Nikah ke liye tumhara hath mangna hai.
Nusrat : Bade tez ho rahe ho!
Yunus : Mere jaisa shareef ladka tumhe kahi aur nahi milega. Main hoon isliye shadi ke liye hath mang raha hoon. Meri jagah koi aur hota toh tumhara kat ke chala jata.
Nusrat : Oh-
Un dono ko kisi aur ke baat karne ki awaaz aati hai.
Hridia : Yasir, mujhe pata hai tum abhi bhi move on nahi kar paye ho. Tumhare liye bohot mushkil hai lekin jitna tum mujhse pyaar karoge tumhe until hi takleef hogi.
