Yandere MHA x reader one shots

roasts

I feel like funny things today so we're just going to do the mha characters roasting each other.

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Aizawa vs All might

A- maybe if you didn't look like a rabbit impersination people would take you seriously

Am- it's more serious than smelling like depression mixed with coffee and cologne

A- at least I'm not fucking my star pupils mother

Am- MISS MIDORIYA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS *nervously coughs blood*

A- never said it was miss Midoriya, good job exposing yourself

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Ochako vs Mina

O- the fact that you spend so much time on just hair products show how materialistic you are

M- at least I can afford to be materialistic

O- *puffs cheeks* you'll pay for that

M- sure hope I do because you need the money

(Sorry I just had to)
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Midnight vs Present Mic

Pm- maybe if you spent less time looking like a sex doll you'd be able to teach properly

M- says the screaming cockatoo, you should really see a hairstylist for that

Pm- the ladies dig it well enough

M- Mic not even I would screw you, even as a one night stand, I have low standards, and you definitely don't meet them

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Denki vs Kirishima

D- i can't do this bro

K- neither can i, not to my bro

D- wanna go play games

K- absolutely

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Shinsou vs Midorya

M- for someone who denys having a villian quirk your personality says otherwise, it's like walking into a bitch only zone

S- at least I was born with one

M- well I have one now, and my training was put to more use than yours seeing as you can hardly use your capture tape right

S- maybe if you spent less time breaking your bones you would have more of a chance making it to #1

M- on the list of top hero's is better than being a likely reject like you

S- well even if I'm rejected as a hero my dad won't reject me
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I ran out of people leave me alone TnT
Hope you got at least one laugh

Bye bye owo