mcyt/dsmp oneshots

10. I'm in Love With an E-Girl - Wilbur Soot (Skephalo)

I turn on my video camera and say, "Hey Skeppy. I just wanted to show you this song I've been working on. I usually don't like cameras on my face, but I think it'll turn out better like this, I hope. Anyways, it's called I'm in love with an e-boy."

"Well, it's 2:45 p.m.

Wake up from snoring, open DMs

Can of Red Bull by the bed

Phone is charged and Snapchat's read

What's perfect?

What's perfect?

He's beauty, he's grace

He has a profile picture of an anime boy's face

Just a single message more

Sends him rubbing up my ethernet cord

I wanna be the guy

That you fall asleep on call with

I'll make you forget

Every guy that came before me

'Cause I like you

And you like my attention

Let's skip to the good bit

Let's consummate our internet connection

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-boy

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-boy

Mom took away my PS4

So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall

I'm not aggressive

I just ooze masculine passion

Did you know I've also got depression?

I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention

I thought you could be the one to fix me

*interlude*

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-boy

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-boy

Mom took away my PS4

I've said it so many times before

How can I live on if I keep on collecting

These every little slights and insurrections?

Constant pain in every dimension

My body weeps

Disbelief heads suspension

I wanna be the guy

That you find stalking your affections

Your social media scoured

You seek police interventions

'Cause I base my

Ideals on obsessive media

Maybe if I act like them

You'll respond to my DMs"

I press the stop recording button and send the video to Skeppy.

"Message Not Delivered"

Word Count: 353

A/N: Just a short one shot bc I don't feel like doing my hw :p