Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!!
And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims.
This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If...
Zaina : Anu ke chakkar mein kheer mein shakkar hi nahi dala! Junaid ko dhundke unse sorry bolna padega.
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Kaif : Bahar aa gayi!
Bahar : Asslamualaikum, everyone!
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Name : Jaleh Bahar Age : 17 years old Kaif ki behen, jo sheher mein hostel mein rehti hai.
(You all must be wondering if I like Kep1er. And the answer is, yeah I do. Im obsessed with "Wa da da" and I'mdoing it everywhere. 🤪 My bias in Kep1er are Bahiyyih, Xiaoting and Chaehyun. I also watched Girl planet 999.)
Johnny mama aake Bahar ka suitcase pakadte hai. Bahar apni cousins ko hug karti hai aur you know, basic hi hello and all. Phir Aman ko ek phone aata hai.
Aman : Hello? Kya?! Naman jail mein hai?! Thik hai, main abhi aata hoon.
Aman : Pata nahi. Police Station se phone aaya tha. Keh rahe the ki vo raaste pe ladai kar raha tha. Soumya bhi vaha hai. Maine Naman sabzi lane bheja tha aur vo ladai karne chala gaya?!
Babu : Chal, main bhi tere sath chalta hoon.
Zayan : Hum bhi jayenge!
Aman : Nahi, tum sab ghar pe raho. Hum bade jaa rahe hai.
Phir Aman, Babu, Suraiya aur Aisha police station ke liye nikal padte hai.
At the police station
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Aman : Naman! Kaha hai Naman?!
Aman bhagte hue police station mein ghusta hai lekin hawaldar unhe rokta hai.
Hawaldar : Rukiye rukiye! Aap aise police station mein Shor nahi macha sakte.
Andar Babu ko Soumya dikhti hai. Suraiya ko dekhke vo uske paas bhagke jake use hug karti hai.
Soumya : Ammi!
Suraiya : Kya hua beta? Tu aur Naman yaha kaise?
Naman : Abbu?
Sabki nazar Naman pe padti hai jo jail mein hai aur use kafi chot bhi aayi hai. Aman Naman ke paas jake uska hath pakadta hai.
Aman : Beta, yeh sab hua kaise?
Naman : Abbu, vo...
{Flashback}
Naman sabzi mandi mein lauki kharid raha tha.
Naman : Bhaiya, lauki itne mehenge kyu hai? Bech toh aise rahe ho jaise lauki nahi sona hai!
Sabzi wala : Main ek rupaye bhi kam nahi lunga. Nahi lena hai toh mat lo.
Tabhi Naman ko ek ladki ki awaaz aati hai jo use jani pehchani lagti hai.
Soumya : Chhodo mera dupatta!
Soumya ka dupatta ek ladka pakadke khich raha tha aur Soumya bhi apna dupatta khich rahi thi. Aur uss ladke ke dost use dekh ke has rahe the.
(Let's call the guy.... Rocky!)
Rocky : Vo toh main chhod du. Lekin phir tujhe mere sath picture dekhne chalna padega. Kya bolti hai?
Naman : Ladki ne bola na dupatta chhodne ko!
Rocky, uski gang aur Soumya Naman ko taraf dekhte hai. Rocky Soumya ka dupatta chhodke apni bike se utar ke Naman ke samne jake khada hota hai.
Rocky : Kyu be shane? Hero banne ka bohot shaukh hai tereko? Tu janta hai mera baap kaun hai? MLA ka beta hoon main, MLA ka!
Naman : Tera baap chahe jo bhi ho, vo kisika bhi baap banne ke layak nahi hai. Kyuki apne ghar mein bete ke naam pe janwar paal raha hai. Ladki ko pareshan karna band kar, varna tujhe baap banne ke layak nahi chodunga!
Rocky hasne lagta hai.
Rocky : Bohot garmi haina tujhe?!
Rocky Naman ko punch marne jata hai lekin Naman uska hath pakad leta hai. Aur phir Naman aur Rocky ka gang ek bohot bade fight mein lag jate hai. Soumya dar ke bas dekhti rehti hai.
Phir achanak police ki gadi aati hai. Police wale Naman aur Rocky ke gang ko pakadke le jate hai. Soumya bhi Naman ke piche rickshaw leke police station jati hai.
{Present}
Babu : Aree re re! Itna kuch ho gaya!
Aman : Hawaldar saab, please mere bete ko bahar nikalo. Uski toh koi galti bhi nahi thi!
Hawaldar : Aap sab bade sahab ke aane tak intezaar kijhiye. Unke order ke bina hum kuch nahi kar sakte. Lagta hai vo aa gaye.
...??? : Hawaldar! Kaha hai vo ladke jo raaste pe danga kar rahe the?
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A/N : Yushma appi told me that I've been using the wrong phrase the entire time. It's actually "pasli ka jod" and not "pasli ki haddi".
I HATE MY BAD LANGUAGE SKILLS!!! I EVEN CHANGED MY USERNAME INTO THAT! IM
