My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 6: Gone Gustav Gone

Hiccup: Gustav, you have no idea what you're getting into!

Gustav: Oh, yes, I do, Hiccup. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Dagur: [sing-songy] Awkward! Well, I'd say your work is finished here, brother. Ordinarily, this is where I would double-cross you and fill you full of arrows. But the kid is squeamish. He made me promise to let you go, and in return, he's gonna take me to a treasure.

Gustav: That's right, Hiccup. We have the Dragon Eye and Fanghook's fire. And you know what that means.

[growls]

Gustav: Untold treasure awaits.

[groans]

Hiccup: You are going to regret this.

Gustav: I don't think so, Hiccup.

[Fanghook growls]

Gustav: [laughs] Whoo!

[grunts]

Dagur: You know, I'm actually gonna feel bad when I kill this kid.

Gustav: This is it.

Dagur: Why are we stopping?

Gustav: No reason. I was just kind of impressed that you trusted your men enough to show them exactly where the treasure is hidden. [quietly] Especially when there's so much of it.

Dagur: Stay here.

Savage: Why?

Dagur: Oh, uh, let's see, uh...

Dagur: I don't know. Maybe because... [shouts] I said so!

Savage: Oh, good idea, sir. We'll stay here.

Gustav: Fanghook, slow burn.

Dagur: Ah, I see. You outdid yourself, Hiccup. I love this thing.

[rumbling]

Dagur: Uh, so, does that happen a lot?

Gustav: You get used to it.

Dagur: Are we there yet?

Gustav: We're close, very close.

Dagur: Good, that's what I wanted to hear.

[Dagur chuckles]

Dagur: Aah! Aah! [gasps] Oh, bright light, bright light, bright light! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[grunts]

[rumbling]

[Dagur laughs]

Dagur: Gotcha!

Hiccup: No... we've got you. Good work, Gustav. Oh, what's the matter, Dagur? No barbs, no comebacks? I thought we had a shorthand, I thought you loved that stuff.

[laughs]

Hiccup: Dagur, you hand over the Dragon Eye.

Dagur: I don't think so.

Hiccup: I'm not asking.

[Toothless snarls]

Dagur: Oh. It's a long way down, isn't it?

Hiccup: Dagur, you've got nowhere to go. It's over.

Dagur: It's over? Really? Whoops.

Gustav: Oh, no! Ah!

Hiccup: Gustav!

[laughing]

Gustav: Come here. Got it! Hiccup!

Hiccup: There, Toothless! Ah! We got you, Gustav. Let's get out of here.

[Toothless snarls]

Gustav: Oh!

Hiccup Aaaah! Toothless!

[roaring]

Hiccup: Don't worry, bud. Hang on, bud! I'm gonna have to come up with something in case that happens to us again.

[Gustav screaming]

Gustav: Fanghook! Yeah!

[rumbling]

Gustav: Thanks, boy.

Hiccup: Whew!

Gustav: Whoo!

Hiccup: You okay?

Gustav: Yeah. Hiccup, I'm really sorry.

Hiccup: I'm sorry, too, Gustav. You're still irresponsible, immature and reckless, but the way you handled yourself with Dagur, maybe you do have what it takes to be a Dragon Rider... someday.

Gustav: Someday? I will take someday.

[rumbling]

[growling]

Hiccup: What do you say you and me find a way out of here? [gasps] What the Thor is this?

[rumbling]

Hiccup: Let's go, bud.

Astrid: Gustav, I...

Gustav: Uh-uh, stop right there, sweets. I can't stay. My mom would kill me. She usually notices I've been gone after about three days. Bodil my dark beauty. [He reaches out to give her a hug Bodil puts a hand on his forehead to stop him]

Bodil: Don't push your luck kid. You're alright but you're not there yet.

Gustav: Yet...

Bodil: Ugh.

Gustav: All right, Fanghook, let's go. You take care, babes. Don't worry, Gustav will be back soon!

Astrid: What's that?

Hiccup: Oh, just something I found at the bottom of that cave.

Fishlegs: Oh, a new lens.

Hiccup: Yeah, there was treasure in those caves after all. The Dragon Eye was giving us clues on how to find it all along. We just weren't looking in the right place.

Fishlegs: And if there's one of these out there, that means there has to be more. Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Bodil: Huh. And to think, we never would've found that without Gustav.

Hiccup: Alright awesome, so let's just tell Gustav.

All: No! No, no, no!