My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 6: Gone Gustav Gone

[clatter]

Gustav: Whoa! Fanghook, dive! Ha ha! Missed! Aah!

[Fanghook roars]

[grunting]

Gustav: Aaaah!

Savage: We captured a Dragon Rider.

Dagur: [laughs] Which one is it? Oh, I sure hope it's brother Hiccup. Or I suppose the girl would work, too.

Savage: Which girl?

Dagur: Bodil, the dark one. She's so much fun.

Savage: What about the other two?

Dagur: There are three?

[indistinct chatter]

[men grunt]

Dagur: This is not one of Hiccup's Dragon Riders. Who are you?

Gustav: Larson, Gustav Larson. And that's all you're getting out of me.

Dagur: Hmm. Fine, feed him to the eels.

Gustav: But I know Hiccup, I know the Dragon Riders, and I have information!

Dagur: Oh? What kind of information?

Gustav: I can get you the Dragon Eye.

Dagur: And what's the Dragon Eye?

Gustav: That. That's the Dragon Eye.

Dagur: Oh. [laughing]

Gustav: Mmm. Mmm.

[smacking lips]

[Fanghook growls]

[Gustav belches]

Dagur: So, are you enjoying your meal?

Gustav: Mm-hmm. Mmm!

Dagur: Good. Good, good, good, good, good. So, here's the plan. We'll draw Hiccup and the Night Fury into the open, neutralize the other riders and seize the Dragon Eye by lethal force, as if there is any other type of force. I mean, really, come on. Then the Dragon Eye will be mine.

Gustav: Yeah, that's one way to do it. And you might get the Dragon Eye. Or Hiccup could crush you just like every other time you faced off against him.

Dagur: Mm. You have a better idea, Gustav?

Gustav: Can you hand me the sauce, please? I do, one that will guarantee Hiccup delivers the Dragon Eye right to us.

Dagur: More mutton thigh, friend?

Gustav: Mm-hmm.

Hiccup: Anything?

Bodil: I checked the clubhouse, your hut, even the stables. He's not there.

Fishlegs: Nothing else is on fire around here, so he must be gone.

Hiccup: Well, we have to find him.

Astrid: But do we really?

Snotlout: Yeah, why are we worried? Shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that he's gone?

Hiccup: Not until we know he's safe.

Ruffnut: Well, we could ask Fanghook.

Snotlout: And, Ruffnut, how do you suppose we do that?