Episode 6: Gone Gustav Gone

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[growls]

[grunts]

Gustav: Hi.

Bodil: Okay, you know what, I think that Astrid needs some help with the logs.

Astrid: So you've officially creeped out Bodil. Well if you speak I club you. Do you understand me? (Gustav starts to speak then stops) Good. You will help me gather logs!

Gustav: Fanghook look at her. And I hear she is single too! This could be our lucky day!

Astrid: AHHH! Did you really just knock over the whole pile?!

Tuffnut: I'm telling you, if you get five boars, you can stack them on top of each other. That's a four-boar stack... Aah!

[dragon groans]

Tuffnut: What's he smiling about?

Ruffnut: I don't like it.

Tuffnut: Whatever he's selling, I'm not buying.

Ruffnut: Yeah. We don't want your cookies!

Gustav: Hey, guys. Astrid dropped me off, told me to help out around here.

Ruffnut: Yeah? So? What's it to us?

Gustav: You know that big hole under your hut? Filled it in.

Tuffnut: Oh, no. He doesn't mean...

[Ruffnut gasps]

Tuffnut: Oh! He filled in the boar pit. He filled in the boar pit! [sobbing] Who fills in a boar pit? [yelling] Boaaar piiiit!

[clucking]

Tuffnut: What kind of sick monster would fill in a boar pit? [sobbing] It's a boar... hill... it's a boar mound.

Ruffnut: Hey, back off!

[Tuffnut sobbing]

Ruffnut: Haven't you done enough?

Gustav: This... This feels weird, Fishlegs.

Fishlegs: Trust me, Gustav, this is exactly what you need. You're not centered, you're all over the place. Shh. Just breathe in, breathe out. Focus on avoiding all conflict. Breathe in, breathe out.

[Fishlegs gasps]

Fishlegs: Aah! My topiaries!

Snotlout: I have had enough of you, Gustav! Stay. Stay.

Gustav: Uh, Snotlout, your head...

Snotlout: Stop! I'm not falling for that again.

[Snotlout screams]

[water splashes]

[Snotlout sighs]

Gustav: Hello? Hiccup?

[laughing]

Gustav: Aah!

[snarling]

Gustav: Huh. What have we here? [imitating Hiccup] Gee, Gustav, there must be a simple explanation for you being here.

[Fanghook laughs]

Gustav: [normal voice] Well, yeah, Hiccup, because I'm awesome. [imitating Hiccup] You are awesome, Gustav. Definitely ready to be a Dragon Rider.

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