My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 6: Gone Gustav Gone

Gustav: That's funny, Snotlout, but I'm not leaving. I'm moving here. [gasps]

Tuffnut: Ha ha! Yeah, yeah, you are.

Ruffnut: Uhh!

Tuffnut: Imagine... he would never... Wait, he's serious? I'll get the stake and firewood.

Hiccup: Oh, hold on, hold on. No one is burning anyone at the stake.

Ruffnut: Hiccup's right. Let's just throw him off the cliff.

Hiccup: Guys, I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Please tell me there's a simple explanation, Gustav.

Gustav: Yeah, very simple. By the way, do not look right into that sun sword thing. [laughs] Whoo! Anyway, you said when I was ready, I could join the Dragon Riders. Well, I'm ready and I'm here to join. Where's my hut?

Bodil: Wait a minute, why do I have to watch him?

Hiccup: I would do it, but I'm making some, just, major breakthroughs with the Dragon Eye. And you are the best with kids.

Bodil: So?

Hiccup: Well, I did promise him that when the time was right I would train him to be a Dragon Rider. But I just didn't think that said time would be today.

Bodil: What am I supposed to do with him in the meantime?

Hiccup: I... I don't know. Just keep him occupied.

Bodil: Great, so I'm a babysitter.

Hiccup: [laughing] Babysitter! No, I mean, come one. He's... He's 16. How much trouble could he possibly be?

Bodil: Well if he's anything like us...

[Smidvarg shrieking]

Hiccup: Smidvarg, what is happening?

Gustav: Hey, Hiccup, did you know they could do this? Awesome!

Hiccup: Please? I just need more time.

Bodil: Fine! Gustav, arena, let's go.

Hiccup: By the way, your timing... impeccable.

[Smidvarg snarls]

[romantic music playing]

Bodil: Oh, Gustav, you're so much older and more mature, and I just love that rugged beard you're growing. Oh, Gustav. Gustav!

Gustav: Oh. Hey, Bo. I was just dream...

Bodil: Uh-uh-uh, don't creep me out. Listen I want to help you out here but you have to stop being so.... flirtatious. So come on, you're gonna help me and Aquantis with target practice. Do you think you can handle that?

Gustav: Oh, I can handle that.

Bodil: Gustav...

Gustav: Sorry force of habit.

Bodil: It's alright. When I say throw, you throw.

[snarls]

Gustav: She sure is something, isn't she, Fanghook?

[grunts]

[growls]

Bodil: Okay, Gustav, throw!

[snarling]

[grunts]

[romantic music playing]