Transformers Prime One-Shots

Sparkling Days

[It's a normal day in Cybertron. The Autobots (Bumblebee, Ratchet, Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Knock Out, Arcee and Ultra Magnus.) are at the base, and the former Decepticons are visiting them. (Starscream, Shockwave, Soundwave, Megatron.) They were just hanging out when Pharma walks in.]

Pharma: What are they doing here? [Pharma asked angrily as he glares at the former Cons.]

Ultra Magnus: They're here to visit. Is there a problem soldier? [Ultra Magnus asked sternly, in a "Don't start trouble" kinda way, knowing how Pharma can be.]

Pharma: Yes there's a problem! There are Decepticons in the base! How do you not see the problem!? [Pharma yelled, clearly not getting the hint.]

[Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him annoyed, while the former Cons looked uncomfortable.]

Knock Out: Come on Pharma, they're sorry for what they did during the war, myself included. We don't want to fight or cause trouble, we just want to get along and live in peace. [Knock Out said, trying to reason with the medic.]

Pharma: Be quiet Con! Your kind never changes, I don't know why they even let you join the team! [Pharma shot back, earning a hurt look from Knock Out. Then he stormed past Megatron and went to Shockwave who he saw coming out of the med bay with a bottle of some chemical.]

Shockwave: Pharma, what are you doing? You cannot take this chemical, it is... Unstable. [Shockwave said as he saw Pharma trying to grab it. So tried to keep it away from him.]

[Unfortunately, Pharma managed to grab it, then tried to take it away from him]

Pharma: Don't you fools see he's making something to kill us all!? If he's on our side, then why won't he let me see what he has! [Pharma yelled as he continued to fight with Shockwave for it.]

Bumblebee: I don't think that's a good idea Pharma, you should probably let go. [Bee said in concern as he noticed the chemical bubbling up due to all the back and forth motion.]

Ultra Magnus: Pharma stop this! [Ultra Magnus ordered sternly, anger present in his voice.]

[But it was too late, the bottle was knocked out of Shockwaves hand in such a way that it was flung out, landing in the middle of the room before it broke, and smock flooded the room.]

[Ultra Magnus was the closest to the door, so he ran out to get help, not knowing what the chemical could do to his friends. A few moments later he came back with Optimus, now the smock had cleared, and they were both shocked by what they saw.]

❣(Just pretend that they speak like 5-year-olds.)❣

Ratchet: What happened to us? [Ratchet asked before realizing how he sounded.] Wait, why do I sound like a sparkling!?

Knock Out: Ratchet?

[Ratchet turned to see a baby Knock Out staring at his small hands in disbelief, then he turned back to Ratchet who had the same look on his face. Then they looked around and saw that everyone was turned into sparklings.]

Optimus Prime: What happened? [Optimus asked confused as he and Ultra Magnus walked in.]

Shockwave: It appears that the chemical that I was trying to dispose of turned everyone into sparklings... No thanks to someone. [Shockwave deadpanned as everyone glared at Pharma.]

Pharma: Gah! I'm a sparkling! This is all your fault! [Pharma screamed with coolant tears in his optics.]

Megatron: I can't be a sparkling! This is humiliating! [Megatron cried as he stomped his foot angrily.]