A woman backflips onto a cliff surrounded by lava, while fighting a giant, black scaled wyrm.
Wyrm: FOOLISH CHILD! I could swallow you whole!
Woman: Do not underestimate me gildersnake for I am the good witch Azura, warrior of peace!
A Really dramatic and unnecessary pause ensues.
Azura: NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!
She uses a staff as a rocket launcher and shoots the gildersnake.
Gildersnake: No! My only weakness, Dying!
Luz: And that's the end.
Camila: The end of what
Y/n: Our book report. I think we crushed it!
Principal: Your book report is the reason you're both in here.
Screams are heard from outside the door for people that have snakes on them and weirdly, cockroaches.
Luz and Y/n: oh. So thats where the backup snakes and roaches were
Camila: And what were you going to do with this?
A giant firework taped to other fireworks is shown
Luz: That was for the act three closer.
Camila: ninãs, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?
FLASHBACK TO A PLAY
Luz: O happy dagger, give me death!
Luz stabs herself with a spork and spews deli sausage links and ketchup everywhere... and Y/n runs and grabs 5 of the links while saying "NO REGRETS!" And trips and falls and is covered in ketchup, making everyone think he was dead and makes even more fear
FLASHBACK TO ART ROOM
Luz: Now for the final anatomically correct touch, spider breath.
Spiders spew out of the griffins mouth, making everyone afraid
Y/n: This diorama seems right.
The diorama shows a yellow triangle with a top hat shuffling all the functions of holes in someone's face and with it also being covered in roaches or "Eye Bats" to Y/Ns own words.
FLASHBACK TO GYM
A cheerleader does a impressive trick
Luz: You think that's impressive, take a look at this!
Luz flips her eyelids inside out.
Luz: Bleep Bloop Bleep
Everyone runs
Y/n: Nice try sister. but have you ever tried this?!
He rolls his eyes back, showing no pupils
Everyone screams even more
They both high five.
PRESENT
Camila: We all love that you express yourself, but if you can't learn to separate fantasy from reality, you may need to spend the summer here.
Shows a summer camp pamphlet called "Reality Check Summer Camp!" And the slogan "Think inside the box" with a kid giving a thumbs up in a box as a picture
Y/n: Huh?
Luz: Don't worry, mom. We won't let you down! No more weirdness!
YOU ARE READING
The Owl House x Male Reader
FanfictionY/n Noceda was weird. His sister, Luz, was too. Then, their mom sent them to camp but they stumbled on the demon realm. Luz wanted to be a witch. Y/n? We just gotta see.
