My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Dragon's Race to the Edge: Episode 1

Snotlout: I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich! Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich! [spies an ornate chest] Hmm, well, hello, Mr Ornate Box. What treasures do you hold? [laughs] Rich! Ho! Rich! [opens box] Hair! Ew! Who keeps hair in a box? There's got to be more! More hair? Ech! Man, what a rip-off. [realizes it's the hair of deceased royalties] Or is it? I'm Stoick the Vast! Hiccup, you're such a disappointment! Why can't you be more like Snotlout? Eh, I'm Ruffnut... or am I Tuffnut? Who can tell? [laughs] I'm... Oh, actually, this is kind of nice.

[Scene cuts back to Hiccup and Toothless on the Reaper]

Hiccup: Come on, bud. Don't you want to see what's down below? All right, fine. Guess I'm going alone. [rope latches onto Hiccup's foot and drags him off the ship] Ah! Whoa! Whoa! [Toothless saves him] Okay. Nobody goes to this much trouble unless there's something on this boat that they don't want found. [enters ship] Watch your step, bud. Ooh, Toothless. [bear trap clamps onto Hiccup's leg] One of the benefits of a metal leg, I suppose. Okay, let's just take this nice and...

Toothless: [whines, stares into a cage]

Hiccup: Dragon bones. I'm sorry you had to see this, bud. Whoever commanded this ship was certainly no friend of dragons. Let's get out of here. [steps onto a plank, arrows shoot out from walls] All right, come on, Toothless! Let's go! Commander's quarters. Stay close, bud. Okay, so here's the plan...

[Toothless blows up the door]

Hiccup: I like yours better. What is this thing? [approaches held by a skeleton] Whatever it is, if it's on this ship, it's no good for dragons. Which means we're not leaving it here for Dagur. [lifts up skeletal hand] Hmm... Huh. Well, that wasn't too... [axe falls down] GIANT AXE! Toothless, run! [spikes jut out from the floor] Watch it, Toothless! [arrows fly towards them] Whoa! [runs out the ship, sees Dagur] Toothless, hold.

Dagur: Hiccup! Did you miss me? 'Cause I sure missed you. Every day for two years, I thought about you. [Steps aside to reveal the Dragon Riders locked in the cage behind him]

Hiccup: Bo!

Dagur: And you too Mr Night Fury.

Bodil: Sorry Hiccup. He got the drop on us while we were searching...

Dagur: Uh, quiet! Can't you see my brother and I are having a moment?

Hiccup: I'm not your brother and we are definitely not having a moment.

Dagur: Oh, well, I was. Look at you, all grown up! And quite the ladies' man, I'd wager. Hmm? Hmm? Bo what's the consensus finally made it official?

Hiccup: Dagur, what do you want?

Snotlout: Duh, [flips his new-found royal hair] he wants the jewels.

Tuffnut: He's not getting my family's jewels. No way! And I'll protect them at all cost! Also, what is with that hair?

Snotlout: Ha! It's royal hair, I'll have you know.

Dagur: Haven't gotten rid of the Greek Chorus, I see. Anyway, yes, I'll take the jewels. His too.

Ruffnut: [Crew member hits her] Watch it, pal!

Crew Member: [laughs]

[Ruffnut spits a jewel into the crew member's mouth]

Crew Member: Oh! [gagging]

Dagur: Oops, thought that was the guy. Never can tell with those two. And I'll also take whatever it is you're hiding behind your back. Come on, hand it over like a good boy. Brothers share, you know.

Hiccup: [hands over Dragon Eye] You know you're not going to get very far with that thing, right?

Dagur: Oh, boy, here we go. Must we always do the same dance, Hiccup, you and I? Not that you're not a fabulous dancer.

[Toothless growls]

Hiccup: Easy, bud, not yet.

Dagur: That's right, Mr Night Fury. Today is not the day, but it's coming! And soon. Now, if you'll excuse me. I've got people to see, an army to build, revenge to plot. Ooh, so much to do and so little time! Isn't this exciting, Hiccup? You... You must have been so bored over the last three years.

Tuffnut: Yeah, he's got a point about that. Not enough explosions.

Dagur: Alas, my time here has come to an end. Farewell, for now, brother. Until we meet again on the field of battle. [leaves ship]

[Hiccup tries to open the cage]

Astrid: Forget about us! Go after him!

Snotlout: What are you waiting for?!

Hiccup: Are you guys sure you'll be okay?

Bodil: We'll be fine! Go!

Dagur's Crew Member: Here they come, sir, just like you said.

Dagur: Still predictable, aren't you, brother? [crew members pushing a catapult] Fire! [crew fires catapult]

Hiccup: You missed, brother!

Dagur: Hiccup, you should know by now, I never miss.

Hiccup: [realizes he hit the ship and the gang will sink with it] Oh, NO!

Gang: Oh! Hiccup! Get us out of here!

Dagur: What's it going to be, Hiccup? Catch me, save your friends? Ooh, tough one! Glad I'm not in your shoe. [chuckles]