Going On Tour

Sexy Talk

Brenda's POV
Monday, January 12th

Puck and Quinn went on their honeymoon on January 2nd, and they won't be back until the 16th, whereas we, Sam, Mercedes, Chord and I, would meet them at the apartment in LA. Matthew, his wife, and daughter would be staying until then, and we'd all take the plane there together on Friday morning. We're at the school now, everyone, including Matthew, in the auditorium. Everyone was sitting in a circle, talking. Matthew asked at some point,

"What do you look forward to the most in the future?" Mercedes looked at me and grinned. I knew what she was about to say.

"I look forward to meeting Sam and Brenda's children." Sam blushed while I grinned.

"I looked forward to making those babies." I said cheekily. Sam's head snapped up and he looked at me. I started cackling and I head to lean against Finn so that I wouldn't fall backwards.

"I cannot believe you just said that."He said, raising an eyebrow. I giggled again and crawled back over to him, straddling his legs."What, are you doin'?" He asked. I grinned and kissed him right on the lips. After a few seconds I pulled back and he grinned stupidly at me.

"You liked that didn't you?" I whispered in his ear.

"No...I loved it." He whispered back."We kind of have a problem now." He whispered, glancing down at his junk. I could tell he was hard. I just grinned at him, and stood up. I held my hands out to him and pulled him up. I stood in front of him, so know one could see the bulge, and said,

"We'll be back in a few minutes." I said, and pulled Sam off the stage with me. I took him to an empty class room, and locked the door. I pushed him against the wall, kissing him as I unbuckled his belt.

"Damn, you need to be like this more."He said breathlessly."You have no idea how hot this is."

"You just wait."I said sexily in his ear.

Y'all probably know what happened after that.

Third Person POV

"It's a good thing Mr. Schue isn't here."Chord mumbled.

"Why?"Finn asked.

"Dude, I know for a fact that he's about to get laid."

"How the hell do you know?" Mike asked.

"For one thing, when she kisses him like that, especially in front of all of us, he's gonna get some. And two, I'm the same way. And did you not see how she was standing in front of him the whole time? Total boner." Chord answered, as if he talked about it everyday. Everyone looked at him like he's insane."What?"

"How do you know all of this?"Jake exclaimed, everyone else nodding in agreement

"Well, what do you think we text about?"

"Really?"

"No, I'm just kidding. We're brothers. He tells me this stuff."He said simply, making everyone laugh."Just don't tell him I said anything, he'll kill me." That made everyone laugh even harder. Soon, Sam and Brenda came back in, but they were both laughing they're asses off, all the while singing 'Popular' by MIKA and Ariana Grande.

     La la, la la

You were the popular one, the popular chick
It is what it is, now I'm popular-ish
Standing on the field with your pretty pompoms
Now you're working at the movie selling popular corn
I could have been a mess but I never went wrong
'Cause I'm putting down my story in a popular song
I said I'm putting down my story in a popular song

My problem, I never was a model,
I never was a scholar,
But you were always popular,
You were singing, all the songs I don't know
Now you're in the front row
'Cause my song is popular

Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who you are or your fancy car
You're only ever who you were
Popular, I know about popular
And all that you have to do, is be true to you
That's all you ever need to know
So catch up, 'cause you got an awful long way to go
So catch up, 'cause you got an awful long way to go

I was on the lookout for someone to hate
Picking on me like a dinner plate
You hid during classes and in between them
Dunked me in the toilets now it's you that cleans 'em
You tried to make me feel bad with the things you do
It ain't so funny when the joke's on you
Ooh, the joke's on you
Got everyone's laughing, got everyone clapping, asking,
"How come you look so cool?"
'Cause that's the only thing that I learnt at school, boy
I said that's the only thing I learnt at school

My problem, I never was a model,
I never was a scholar,
But you were always popular,
You were singing, all the songs I don't know
Now you're in the front row
'Cause my song is popular

Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who you are or your fancy car
You're only ever who you were
Popular, I know about popular
And all that you have to do, is be true to you
That's all you ever need to know
So catch up, 'cause you got an awful long way to go
So catch up, 'cause you got an awful long way to go

All you ever need to know
You're only ever who you were
All you ever need to know
You're only ever who you were

Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who you are or your fancy car
You're only ever who you were
Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who you are or your fancy car
You're only ever who you were
Popular, I know about popular
And all that you have to do, is be true to you.
That's all you ever need to know
It's all you ever need to know

 TIME SKIP

January 16th, 6 a.m.

Sam woke up to the sound of an annoying ass alarm. He groaned, not wanting to move. He felt Brenda moving, then she sat up. She practically laid across him just so she could turn the alarm clock off. She sat up, now sitting on his stomach.

"C'mon, Sam. We need to get up."She said sleepily. He pulled a pillow over his face.

"I don't want to get up." He whined, although it was muffled by the pillow.

 "I know you don't, baby. I don't want to get up either. We can go back to sleep on the plane."He groaned again, but sat up, her falling onto the legs. She giggled as he wrapped his arms around her and kissed her head. She hugged him back.

"I am so happy all of my stuff is already in the car."