9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head. (Don't do this one only if you want to get 3 weeks worth of detentions)
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.
16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals. (Best friends head or another notebook)
17. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.
21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout “I know, I know!”
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
*Dave*
aww i wanted to do ways to piss off your teacher...well i guess i have to go with ways to piss off your friends :D...and Justin my candy Army will beat your Arse and crunch your tacos into little salsa chips :P
1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your friends is trying to tell you something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When you friends is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I LOVE YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If you go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a random stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that orange dust you get on Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos. Then, put your hand on your friends shoulder and say "I really like your shirt!"
6. When your friends is talking to you, randomly start lightly punching or kicking him. See how long it takes him to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"
7. Avoid talking to your friend for a few days. When he/she asks you why, give them the finger and run off. A few days later, start laughing and joking with them like nothing happened. Repeat every other week.
8. If you are invited to a party, come in your underwear, look around at the other people at the party and say "Awww! I thought this was going to be a nude party!" Act mad for the rest of the day
9. Start singing "Muffin Joe, it's a Muffin Joe, do do di da!" when he/she is in the middle of an awkward moment or is about to say something to someone else
10.Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" especially when they'retrying to get their flirt on *insert wink*
11. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
12. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
13. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
14. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
15. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
16. Say "Wouldnt you like to know?" everytime someone asks you a question.
17. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
ok BYEEEEEEEE for nows my Candy army :) -Dave
Bye my Taco Army!! -Justin
Candy Army!! -Dave
Taco!!! -JUstin
CANDY!!! -Dave
TACOOOOOO -Justin
Now you just sound like a cow with all those oo's at the end you git! how about we let the awesome people deecide? of doesn't matter where but on our message board or on here leave what army your part of. the Amazing Candy Army or the...Taco Army >.< -Dave
.....Did you just seriously call me a cow? Oh it's on pretty boy! ANd whoever get's the lees people in his army has to tell the world something embarassing about themselves
Peanut-butter Tacos ^-^
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