Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

65 [Impulse Edition]

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Beef: A woman from the precinct gave me a pill for my headache and I haven't blinked in six hours.

Impulse: You are going to the hospital.

[later]

Beef: I'm back from the hospital. It was crack.

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Impulse: I may be a fucking idiot, but at least I can understand Donald Duck.

Stress: Like verbally or emotionally?

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Ren: My teacher, who trained and moulded me to be an assassin. My teacher, who sent me, a sixteen-year-old boy, to kill my parents. How can you possibly justify forcing that on a child?

Impulse: It was probably to make you stronger!

Ren: It was cruel! And it was wrong.

Impulse: Then you've learned nothing!

Ren: No. I've learned everything! I've just had to learn it on my own.

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Mumbo: *screams*

Impulse: oh no what's wrong??!!!!!

Mumbo: I dunno I just felt like screaming

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Cleo: Good morning. What on earth is going on?

Pearl: Bullshit.

Grian: War.

Scar: Hell.

Impulse: I don't know. I just live here.

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Impulse: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???

Hypno: whatever, you're just jealous that i can do it and you cant

Impulse: Hypno

Impulse: why would i be jealous that you can put your hand through your own chest

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Tango: I asked Zed out.

Impulse: Oh, I'm sorry.

Tango: Why?

Impulse: Well, I assume he said no.

Tango: No, he said yes.

Impulse: Really? Then I'm sorry for him.

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Ren: Have you ever wondered what's inside a wasp's nest?

Impulse: No, it's fucking WASPS.

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BadTimes: What are you watching?

Impulse: It's a horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.

BadTimes: [looks at the TV]

BadTimes: ...This is "Home Alone."

Impulse: I stand by what I said.

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Impulse: Wait, where's Grian?

Gemini: He's small, he's probably under something.

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Ex: You got tossed out too, huh?

Impulse: Yeah, for yelling.

Ex: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!

Impulse: Why'd you get tossed out?

Ex: Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled!

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Tfc: I'm bored. Let's play this fun game I just came up with.

Biffa: What is this game, exactly?

Tfc: Minute to Win It.

Impulse: Oh, okay. What do we have to do?

Tfc: Break as many laws as possible in one minute.

Impulse: ...

Biffa: ...

Tfc: Whoever gets arrested first wins!

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Cub: I hope they think I'm cool

Impulse: Who?

Cub: *points at the dog across the street*

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Impulse: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Etho: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Jevin: I'm trying to get hit by lightning to see what all the fuss is about.

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Impulse: so, you took advice from Grian?

Wels: it's called hitting rock bottom, Imp

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Today's Question:

Are y'all ready for spoopy season? :D

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next time, bye! ~Mors