Their kid (One-Shots)

(Not) My Brother

𝑆𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦 : 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑑 𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒ℎ𝑜𝑤, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 'ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛' 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑘.

(No drama, but brave sassy Peter)
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𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙋𝙊𝙑 :
Tony just left, says something about work, eh busy business man who never gets to spend an hour with his baby brother!

But he's lucky to have time to get away from me, last time we bonded together, he was at the edge of facing a heart attack, cuz of me.

I still don't understand, but it's something about me speeding up in streets, that the doesn't like?

Totally a wiredo.

*cuts my thoughts elevator shiny door opens, and bright lights kills my senses!*

Turns around, half food still in mouth, to find the one and only ✨the avengers✨

"Tony's not here." I simply say getting back to my homework, who's definitely not covered with food,
but I hear footsteps getting closer.

Closer to me.

A finger tab on shoulder, that I completely freaked out about, "jeez, could of used your mouth, captain America sir!"

Ignoring me, he asked coldly. "who are you?"
"I'm Thor's long lost brother." I chuckle at my stupid not-good timing humor.

then noticed nobody passed the vibe!

"I'm Peter." liked to leave it short answer, maybe make a convo since I'm too homesick and lonely in here.

A impatient tone, "Peter who?" she asked, "Peter Stark." I quickly replied, I ain't waiting for Ms Black Widow to R.I.P me.

"Prove, or you'll be kicked." she says. I sigh and ask Friday. "Yes indeed, he 𝗶𝘀 Peter Stark, Ms Romanov."

But the suspension still in her eyes, she doesn't look convinced.

"wouldn't forget to mention, kids these days are geniuses when it comes to hacking programs."
Bruce says clearly not convinced either!

"well it is truth sir, but as you can see, I'm just a teenager in pajamas, who's feeling crappy, while trying to pick up with school stuff, so only if you'd leave me in peace, that would be very helpful." I say and return to continue my HW.

But not too fast, little Stark, she pulled me off my seat,
I froze and thought of my last words.

"You gonna get your ass out, or I'll do it myself!" looking directly at me, fire in her eyes, she ain't joking. I started to freak, but still couldn't help stop my dumpass humor.

"You see there Ms Widow, tony wouldn't like to find his little Petey dead in your arms." as I can feel her grip tighten around my neck.

I definitely don't trust my mouth....

"Natasha...easy." Wanda alerts, "he could be any secret hydra agent, sneaking in Tony's private floor! It's all obvious, show your army!" Bucky from behind says, arms crossed.

Ngl. I couldn't help but chuckle, "my army? my spider army? how cute! tiny little spooders." I joked, and she choked me harder.

F'ck ... I wish I could take that back.

not to mention my lips are turning a shade of blue,
lack of oxygen! "goddammit!" she says running out of patient.

"Natasha let go" Cap says, but she doesn't, until the elevator brought someone in.

Someone he really needed now!

"HEY! PUT HIM DOWN!" tony yells, running towards his brother, Peter gasping for air on hard floor, he reaches him.

"shit. Breath, Pete" tony calms him, mostly really calming himself of the sight he just seen.

"what the F*CK happened here?" his voice echos through the room, Wanda from behind asks in low tone, pointing at the little Stark. "You know him?"

"Isn't that clear?" mocks, while holding him between his arms, "now! tell me what've you done!" teethes clenched.

And cap of course stepped in first, "apologizes Stark, thought of him as a threat."

"A threat? You take a good look at him, Rogers, does this face looks like a threat?" shouts, and pointing at Peter's face, who's giving big sad brown eyes.

"we wanted to have your back, tony." Bruce says, "clearly didn't." helping Pete to stand up, "I'm ok tony, really, at least if I died, I'd be killed in Black Widow hands."

whispers the last part, with a dorky smile, tony gives him 'are you crazy or crazy' look, "We're really sorry. But who is he exactly? Your secret son?" Bucky questioned.

Peter stands still and says deadly serious. "It's true, I'm his long lost son, found me when I stepped in his house door and yk this happened, he thankfully kept me." he finishes lying perfectly.

And Tony standing there next to him, mouth opens
and shuts like a fish searching for food.

"hold on, you didn't tell me he is your son, ALL THIS TIME?" Rhodes out of nowhere, "wait, how you here?" tony asks very confused, so am I really.

"I had to pick up some- eh this isn't our subject, NOW! WHY you kept this away from me? Tony I'm your best friend and we agreed no secrets if-"

"he's not my kid for GOD's SAKE!" tony shouts, becoming impatient by seconds, "It's okay Tony, we expect anything from you...anything." Natasha says and eyeing Pete up n down.

"You clearly misunderstood! this kid" pointing at Pete, who's dying inside, "is a problem! I'm no father to any child on this planet! And YOU!" turns to his little brother.

his finger almost in Peter's eyes, "you promised me, you'd quit manipulating others!"

"I do no promises....dad." teases,

"you little piece of shi- stop making up stories! He's my brother, my younger brother, thats why he has a hint of me, he's not my son! again!"

Ends his explanation with a long sigh, but been cut out of a cute giggle next to him, Tony's eyes soften, turning to eye his little brother.

while everybody's reaction were speechless.

"We've been played by a kid, this is embarrassing." Bruce announce quietly.

"seriously guys. Could of asked Friday in a nicer way yk." tony says in disappointment.

"I tried, but they thought I hacked her." Pete says, "but it's okay. I'm over it." He continues and smiles at others.

Natasha steps forward and says. "I'm sorry. Can forgive me?" fully feeling guilty. "Of course, all of you, and ngl i kinda played with y'all nerves."

"he's gotta show his Stark side yk." tony says proudly. "eh, Starks." Steve sighs, "and Rhod seriously. You know Peter!" tony says disappointed.

"It's true! But I didn't know who is he to you! Thought
of him some intern."

"An intern match my last name?" mocks, "seriously stop it tony, this makes me feel more stupider" Rhodes says.

"Alright, I think I'll call it a night." Peter informs, then picks up his soft blanket and throw it on his back, making him looks younger than he looks.

"Alright everyone, such a pleasure horrible way to meet you all, I'll go take a nap now, Maybe introduce myself properly later." Pete finishes.

then leaves, with his blanket brushing off the floor and dirts, "such a mood." Wanda says smiling.

And the end!
- I know I took pretty long time, but hey! I didn't lose my account yet (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

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