Its been two months since I became the three eyed pink frog monster. I can open my eyes but its all blurry, unlike other children and my sister I opened my eyes just few days ago which really concerned my parents but the doctors said everything was fine.
I can detect light and can slightly make faces to the people who love to awe at me for some weird reasons like aren't I a pink frog with three eyes and red cod lips?
Whatever I like the attention I am getting both back home and in public. My vision is getting better day by day and otou chan too takes us out frequently more like showing us off.
I can now identify stuffs, shapes etc. "Ohayo! Sakura chan~ Hayami chan~" I hear my mother coming towards us. As her face comes to view I freak out and let out a terrified shriek.
"Oh my! Is Hayami chan this happy to see kaa chan?" kaa chan asks. "No woman! I am terrified! Why do you look so 2d?" Kaa chan then picks us up and changes our clothes. I look at the side at the mirror to meet a cute baby with pink hair and green eyes.
"Oh my!! The baby is an absolute cutie... my heart UwU!!" My thoughts are broken by my kaa chan's giggling. "Hayami chan really is pretty. Aren't you?" kaa chan asks. "That's me? Oh... that's a mirror... am I this dumb? I mean I always knew that I was dumb but this level of dumbness... I am disappointed."
I look at the side to see my twin sister Sakura who looks exactly like me but according to my parents we don't look much identical and can easily differentiate us. How you ask? Anime logic. I have accepted my fate of being stuck in the Naruto world after seeing my mother, Haruno Mebuki. Couldn't Kishimoto write me better? Did I really had to be soo dumb that I couldn't even identify a mirror. I mean he kinds sucks at writing female characters so... whatever I like being the part of a civilian family like Haruno not Hyuga or any noble clans. Because I know that I will be disowned the second I step in the training.
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Sakura and I have just reached our 6th month. I was quite carefree as always enjoying being adored and complimented by my parents and strangers. I love my life here, all I have to do is eat, sleep, take a shit and repeat the cycle again.
Sakura unlike me is a quiet and shy child who tries to hide in tou chan's sleeves whenever she feels like a person besides us is too close to her, looks like her shyness and meekness starts from here. Whereas I am the total opposite of Sakura, unlike her I am totally shameless. I love it when people compliment me and myself volunteer to go to their arms. Whenever I feel like I am lacking attention I pull the sleeves of some random old aunties who are walking by to get compliments of being a cute child. I know I am an attention seeker but you see I wasn't really the best looking baby, child, teen or adult in my past life. Even the three eyed pink frog monster could surpass me in beauty back then.
Yeah did I mention that the pink frog monster I met was actually Sakura. I feel extremely horrible for taking her as the horrible three eyed pink frog monster like look at her! Look at ME! We are so cute!!! We have cute pink lips! No red cod lips! Soft skin! No warty skin! Soft hair! No warts! Big and cute two green eyes! Not three eyes but... we do have big foreheads.... but it ain't that big like the bullies point out in the anime. Hinata's alot bigger than ours! I know I am sounding rude but yeah have you seen that forehead picture?
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No matter if she has huge forehead or small forehead STAN the BYAKUGAN PRINCESS! Right now I am currently hunting for my new target while in my father's arms.
I spot a blonde and red head. I immediately recognize and catch the red head's hair making her halt. "Hokage sama! Kushina sama! We are sorry-" "Oh my! Such a cute baby!" Kushina compliments me. Exactly what I needed, I forward my arms to be held by Minato.
He soon hold me and anime tears of happiness runs down my cheeks. I am the luckiest human ever, I am being carried by the 4th Hokage Namikaze Minato and being complimented by THE Uzumaki Kushina.
"Such a cute child what is her name?" Kushina asks. "Haruno Hayami and this is our older twin Haruno Sakura." otou chan says as Sakura hides in his sleeves making Kushina and Minato chuckle.
My eyes shine bright as my eyes fall on the Konoha forehead protector on Minato's head. I tap on his forehead protector with my small hands making him chuckle. "Can I take it? I will treasure this as my family heirloom!!" He opens the forehead protector and gives it to me to play with making my eyes fill with sparkly grateful tears. "Can I adopt you? As my god father?"
My eyes fall on Kushina's swollen stomach making my face pale. Kushina is pregnant... I and Sakura are 7 months old... Today is October 10th, today is the day of the nine tails attack, Naruto's birth and Minato-Kushina's death.
Tears immediately filled my eyes and I bursted out sobbing confusing them. I raise my hands towards Kushina who carries me and tries to calm me. "Oi! Oi! Give birth in hospital! Don't go in the cave! Don't give birth today, postpone it please!! Naruto will adjust in the womb for few more days!"
I wake up at late evening, I had fallen asleep in Kushina's arms due to exhaustion. I look besides me to find Sakura wide awake staring at me. She giggles as soon as our eyes meet. "Ahh~ My cutie~"
