Hell no. Actually.... why not toy with him. I mean, it's just revenge for attempted theft. Right?
I looked at him and said ".....There is no benefit on your side, so what do you want?"
"No worries, kid, I'm doin this for free. I just need to stroll for a bit anyway.Soooo-"
Hohohohoo this is gonna be fun
"Where do you live?"
"*ahem* well... I live with my parents"
"Where are your parents?"
"In my house"
"Where is your house?"
"With my parents"
"You live together, right?"
"Of course!"
"So where do you ALL live?"
"In our house! ^^" Ohhhh, tricking someone has NEVER been this fun. Maybe it's because I know tha-
"WHERE IS YOUR HOUSE?!"
Pfft- "If I told you, you would't believe me though...."
"Don't worry kid. I'll believe ya, sooo where?"
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"Next to my neighbor's house!"
"ARGHHHHH"
PFFT- BAHAHAHA- He looked like he was about to just- rip his entire SCALP off! I can't! BHAHAH-
"You little!" Oh shoot-
I quickly went to the right, looking at the spot I was originally in. It now had a small patch that was somehow burning. I knew not to waste time since there may be other treasure hoarders he can call. Hell for all i know he could bring in those big, purple dudes I had to get to chase me out of Dragonspine for them to leave.
"OI! SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS TWERP!" Oh....called it.
Before anyone arrived, I held onto the axe I was given, and swung the dull side. I ended up hitting his stomach, which now gave me easier access to ohhhhh, I don't know
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Karate Chopping his neck or whatever. I saw one of the mitachurls do that to one of the treasure hoarders, so it obviously worked 😀
And he was out cold.
I immediately left the scene, knowing more treasure hoarders were coming soon. Of course not without a small celebration, until...
"I heard someone!" Oh shoot, got blast-
—flashback over, 3rd POV—
"Mind explaining?"
"Well...... I karate chopped him in the neck, that's it" Y/N said like it was the most casual thing of the day
"Something tells me that's a lie" I mean, it's just a not full truth, Amber. Welp-
"Ok- ok. I may or may not have shouted at him I say and I quote:
*ahem* MI MUHE YE BI-"
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Fantasy"So your not human?" "Not really?" ✥✤✣ "Pyro huh? Welp- I'm a pyro user now." ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ What happens when a being from the Nether is teleported to the world of Teyvat? Oh and what if they were reverted to a child without their memories? Well...
