In the temple at Sandtrap, with an alien firing a machine gun turret. Pans to Sarge, Thea and Grif, who are taking cover behind a corner and avoiding gunfire.
Sarge: Grif, listen. We may not both make it out of this.
Grif: What?
Sarge: If you die, I think I'm prepared to live with that. I practiced it a lot. But there's also a chance you might survive and I won't!
Grif: (irritated) There'd be a better chance if you'd help me shoot! (starts to fire back at the alien)
Thea: Yeah sir! (Shots at an alien and lands a hit on him.) Yes!
Sarge: In case I don't make it, I can't help but think about all the future mistakes you're gonna make that I'm not gonna be there to scream at you about!
Grif: (sarcastic) Oh, stop. I'm getting all teary-eyed.
Thea: (Sarcastic) I think I see him shaking a bit.
Sarge: I just want to let you know that at my bunk back at the base, there's a recorder deck. I've prerecorded about 57 hours of rants that should be applicable in a variety of situations. Whenever you're feeling good about yourself, I want you to play one. And always remember! Somebody hates you.
The alien ceases gunfire when Epsilon-Church floats above him into the room and looks down at him.
Epsilon-Church: Oh hey, alien. What's up?
The alien immediately drops his gun and bows down.
Tucker: Cease fire!
Grif and Thea stops shooting.
Epsilon-Church: Um, the alien's being weird in here.
Grif: What's it doing?
Tucker: No, no, I've seen this before. Some of the aliens worship this ancient technology. This one probably thinks Church is sort kind of god.
Epsilon-Church: Wow! Seriously? That's pretty freaking cool.
Caboose: (gasps) Maybe that's why your name is Church!!
Epsilon-Church: (looks at Thea) If I'm God does that make you my angel daughter?
Thea: (Irritated) Not even gonna try.
Epsilon-Church looks back at the alien.
Epsilon-Church: Oh, what's up, prayin' dude? How do ya' like me now? BIP-(smashes a box into the alien)-O!
Thea: Whoa!
Tucker: W-T-Hell! Why did you do that!? I think that's taking advantage of your deity status, dude!
Epsilon-Church: Well, what good is being a god if you can't smite some people? Let's have fun...
Thea: I think you mean a king, not a god. I think, I don't know I'm Jewish.
They suddenly Heard a voice.
C.T.: The shots came from down here!
Soldier: Yikes!
C.T.: Form up, men!
Sarge: Whoa! Incoming!
Epsilon-Church: (floats back into the other room and flees) Good luck, guys!
Thea: Coward.
C.T. charges in with another soldier and Smith.
C.T.: Freeze! Lower your weapons!
Other soldiers and aliens are seen rushing in from a different entrance.
C.T. (to Tucker): You... do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me? I should kill you right here.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 7
FanfictionChurch is gone, for good this time and project freelancer has been defeated. The reds and blues have new bases in Valhalla. Caboose and Shawn are doing a mysterious project and the reds have a new car. Donut comes back with a message, that Tucker is...