The installation

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In the desert, the Elephant is seen ramming into the temple's door. Cut to the inside of the temple, where Tucker, Sarge, Grif, Thea and Caboose are seen.

Grif: The hell are they doing out there?

Tucker: They've been trying to blast their way in here ever since I locked it down. They're not having much luck though, ARE YOU, FREAKING ASSHOLES? The stuff looks like rock, but it's way tougher.

Grif: What's tougher than rock?

Caboose: Paper.

Tucker: How the hell should I know? Super rock? What am I, some kind of, geographist?

Thea: You mean geologist.

Sarge: They have some kind of big machine out there.

Tucker: Yeah, they just got that thing. I think they think they're gonna yank this door off with it. Not freaking happening.

Sarge: They wanna get their hands on that weapon?

Tucker: Yeah, and we can't let them turn it on, no matter what happens.

Sarge: Well, why don't we just turn it on and use it against them?

Tucker: The hell, what!? We don't know what it does! We can turn it on and it could make us all sterile.

Thea: If I see the Thing then maybe I can understand what it is. Back at the UNSC academy they put me in alien things class and I understood what they could do.

Tucker: Bow chika bow wow.

Thea: God Damn it.

Caboose is seen in the background running into a different room.

Grif: Would it do that?

Tucker: Well, the last weapon we found was designed to wipe out all organic life in a huge radius.

Grif: (whistles) Wow. ... What's a, radius?

Thea: Your a moron.

Tucker: I don't know, they just made me learn this crap for my dumb job. Point is, don't touch anything. You hit the wrong button or flip the wrong switch, we'll all be dead before you can say—Where's Caboose?

Sarge: Uh, I don't think that's how that expression goes.

Tucker: No, I mean where the hell is Caboose?

Thea: Oh no, he disappeared again. How does he keep doing that?

Sarge: Oh yeah... he does have a habit of wandering off. He's been trying to rig equipment to do something. We don't really know what. That boy is not quite right, you know?

Tucker: What? I just said not to touch anything, and you guys went and walk away to find equipment? What the hell is wrong with you? Man, I swear, you guys have always been idiots, but this takes the cake!

Thea: Caboose must be doing something with a device cause before you came out he dropped something outside and it sounded familiar I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Tucker looks at her and she looks at him.

Thea: Don't even think about it.

Grif: Hey! He's on your team, asshole.

Tucker: Oh. Right. ...Hey, uh, so if you guys aren't doing anything, you wanna help me go find Caboose?

Sarge: Let's go.

Sarge, Thea and Grif begin to walk off past Tucker.

Grif: So embarrassing for you...

Tucker: Just go find the guy.

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