Donut, Thea, Simmons, Sarge, Grif, Lopez, Shawn and Caboose are all standing outside the Red Base.
Sarge: Get these water cans cleaned up while we're gone. How much water do you need to drink, Donut?
Donut: I was in a desert! Don't judge me.
Thea walks to her mongoose with a duffel bag with water in it.
Thea: I don't care what Sarge says, I'm not dying of dehydration. (Put duffel back on mongoose and walks back to the others)
Grif: Maybe we should learn from that and bring some water ourselves.
Sarge: Nonsense. It'll just slow us down.
Grif: Slow us down more than dehydration? Or death... by dehydration?
Sarge: I don't know, smartass. Let's say we try! I'll kill you, and then I'll dry you out! Who wants Grif-Jerky?
Caboose: Ah, no thanks, I already had donuts for breakfast.
Grif: ...Wait, what?
Shawn: Ha!
Sarge: All right, let's get going. Everybody packed?
Caboose: Yep.
Grif: Where's your stuff?
Caboose: Oh, I only carry a washcloth and six toothbrushes.
Grif: I'm gonna assume that makes sense to you.
Caboose: Yeah, it does.
Grif: Yeah, I thought so. We'll just go ahead and leave that one alone.
Thea: Good thing I packed extra water.
Sarge: Grif! Why'd you pack so much?
Grif: Me? I only did one duffle.
Sarge: Well, what are all these cases?
Donut: Those are mine!
Sarge: Donut, you're going with us?
Donut: No, but I wasn't gonna let you guys have all the packing fun to yourselves! That's the best part about going on vacation. I mean, beside airport security's full-cavity search—
Grif: Time to go! (heads towards the jeep)
Thea: Yep! (Heads towards mongoose)
Sarge: Lopez, I want you to take good care of Simmons and Donut while we're gone.
Lopez: ¿Yo? [Me?]
Sarge: Feed them every day.
Lopez: ¿Comen Sin Plomo, o Súper Sin Plomo? [Do they eat Unleaded? Or Super Unleaded?]
Thea: lo que los mata más rápido (Whatever kills them faster.)
Sarge: Exactly. And don't forget to let them out in the yard every now and then.
Donut: I love yard-time—
Simmons: Goodbye!
Shawn: See you later! (Waves)
Sarge: If we don't make it back from the mission, bury me and Grif as far away as possible. I don't want to get any corpse cooties. And bury Thea Jedi style.
Thea: You were listening?
Grif: Why do you assume I'll be dead?
There was Silence as Thea looked at Grif with a knowing look.
Grif: ...Never mind.
Tejano music begins playing as Sarge runs for the jeep
Sarge: All aboard! Let's get this show on the road!
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 7
FanfictionChurch is gone, for good this time and project freelancer has been defeated. The reds and blues have new bases in Valhalla. Caboose and Shawn are doing a mysterious project and the reds have a new car. Donut comes back with a message, that Tucker is...
