Red vs blue (female OC) season 7

My house, from here

Fade in to Grif crashing the jeep into the Elephant while Thea parked her next to them.

Sarge: Aw, dammit Grif! Lookit what you did now! You busted up a brand new jeep.

Thea: I just fixed that!

Grif: Me? You were the idiots Sarge, you kept setting off mines.

Sarge: Well, I managed to get out there and not get hit by anything!

Grif: Because you jumped on the roof of the car! That's cheating.

Thea: Definitely.

Sarge: No, it's called strategy!

Thea: Yeah right.

Grif: Well, your "strategy" broke the jeep. So don't go blaming me. And the blue guy's dead too—how are we gonna explain that?

The intercom announcer, runs out to see them.

???: What the hell! What were you thinking?

Sarge: We don't need to explain why he died, Grif. We're Reds! Killing Blues is our business. And today, business is good.

Grif: But we didn't kill him! He stepped on a mine and blew up. And he's the reason that we're on this stupid mission. So now what?

Thea: Poor Caboose.

Sarge: Hm. I see your point. So let us have a moment of silence in honor of the dead Blue guy. Bow your head.

???: Hey, are you listening to me?

Grif: Do you mind? We're having a moment of silence. Show some respect.

???: What?

Thea: Just let them do their thing.

A requiem plays in the background.

Sarge: Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today. Or rather not Heaven, but whatever fiery pit you send Blues to so they can suffer in eternity. You should've taken Grif. ...But you didn't. Again. Not sure why, it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing.

Thea heard screaming and it sounded familiar.

Thea: Huh?

Thea looked up and sees Caboose falling.

Thea: Caboose!

Sarge: Great, now the blues can fly.

Thea: Don't worry Caboose! I got you! (Holds her arms out.)

Thea follows Caboose behind the crashed Warthog near the Elephant to catch him but he ended up crushing her by landing on her back. Caboose gets up like it was nothing with Thea groaning.

Thea: Oof!

Caboose: Wow. Now that was a big explosion.

Grif: Blue guy's back.

Caboose: (runs around to the Reds) I was really high. Did anyone get a picture?

The mystery guy walks over to Thea to see her Groaning.

???: Holy crap! Are you okay?

Thea: I'm fine, it's just my spine and everywhere else.

???: Here, let me help you up.

The mystery guy sticks out his hand to grab and she grabs it, he pulls her up.

Thea: Thanks, who're you?

C.T.: I'm C.T., who're you?

Thea: I'm Thea.

C.T.: Thea, Huh. Your last name wouldn't be Church, would it?