Red vs blue (female OC) season 7

The installation

Grif: So sad...

Tucker: I screwed your sister.

Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle, humming to himself. Simmons and Shawn is seen in the background charging in.

Simmons: Loooopeeeezzz!!

Shawn: We need your help or we're gonna die!

Lopez immediately stepped in front of the motorcycle with his arms out.

Lopez: ¡No! Acabo de arreglar éste. Éste es mío. ¡Aléjate![No! I just fixed this. This one is mine. Stay away!]

Simmons: He's here! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Quién?[Who?]

Simmons: The bad guy! The guy who wants to kill us!

Lopez: Tendrás que ser más específico que eso.[You're going to have to be more specific than that.]

Shawn: The scariest mute and fish bowl in world!

A grenade shot by the Meta flies by and crashes into the Red Base.

Simmons: The Meta! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Qué? ¿Aquí? Pensé que estaba muerto.[What? Here? I thought he was dead.]

Simmons: Oh geez, look out!

Simmons, Shawn and Lopez duck. A Bruteshot grenade flies overhead.

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Shawn: Son of a bitch!

Lopez: ¡Madre de Dios! (Son of a bitch!)

Simmons: Lopez! We need some big guns.

Lopez: Okay. Eso podré hacerlo.[Okay. That I can do.]

Simmons: I'll grab the rocket launcher. (picks up rocket launcher while Lopez goes inside the base) Just grab whatever you can, Lopez! I'm trained to handle this weapon. (stands by the motorcycle Lopez was fixing) Lopez? Anybody?

Shawn: I think he's getting more weapons? (Aims his rocket launcher)

The Meta is seen approaching the entrance which Lopez had entered in. He pauses upon seeing Simmons.

Simmons: All right, you bastard! Prepare to get "Simmonsized!"

Shawn: The hell?

Simmons fires a rocket, which hits the motorcycle. Simmons and the Meta watch as the vehicle flies over the Meta and lands to the side of the base, on fire. The Meta growls and turns his attention back to Simmons.

Simmons: Well, screw me.

Shawn shoots his rocket launcher but the Meta dodged them. The meta looks at Shawn and slowly stakes him.

Shawn: Oh muffins.

Missiles crash into the Meta from the base's entrance. He flees from them.

Lopez: (walks outside the base with a missile pod)¿En serio dijiste "Simmonsized"? [Did you seriously just say "Simmonsized?"]

Simmons: Lopez!

Lopez: Cierre la cogida. Usted rompió mi motocicleta de nuevo.[Shut the hell up. You broke my motorcycle again.]

Cuts to the temple in Sandtrap, where Caboose is standing with the Epsilon unit. The A.I. unit is making noise. Caboose darts to the side and examines a box.

Caboose: No. (examines a cylindrical object) No. (discovers something buried in the dirt) Hmm...

Scene cuts to the Elephant outside the temple.

Intercom: Just open the temple and you can leave. We'll take what we want; no one has to get hurt.

Cuts back inside the temple with Thea, Tucker, Sarge and Grif looking for Caboose.

Tucker: Shut up, idiot! I should've stabbed that freaking speaker while I was out there.

Thea: I wish I did, its giving me a headache.

Grif: Caboose!

Tucker: Caboose, where are you?

Thea: Caboose!

Sarge: Hey, Blue! Hope you're not dead! Now that there's two of ya, we finally have a fair fight! Come on out here so we can kill ya!

Tucker: [with his voice low] Hey guys, shut up, do you hear that?

Caboose: [to someone offscreen] Would you be quiet? See, you're gonna get me in trouble.

Voice: Trouble? Screw that.

Tucker: Who's he talking to? Aw, crap! Did somebody break into the temple?

Caboose: Shut up—okay, see, you broke that. See, that was your fault.

Voice: That, that was already broken.

Tucker: Whew! (withdraws his sword) All right, let's charge in there and take these assholes out. On my mark. ...That means when I say "go."

Thea: I know. (Aims her sniper)

Grif: That voice sounds familiar.

Thea: Your right it does.

Sarge: Yeah. I find it annoying and grating for some reason.

Caboose: Okay, just stop moving around, hold still!

Voice: I am holding still, you're the one that's moving.

Tucker: Yeah, that's sounds like—

Voice: Get your hands off me! Freaking douche!

Caboose: I'm sorry, Church!

Tucker, Thea and Grif: Church!?

The four run around the corner. Caboose and a floating monitor turn to see them. After a brief silence...

Caboose: I can explain.

Monitor: (in Church's voice) Who the hell are these guys?

Thea: Oh shit.

Sarge: Who brought the floating bowling ball? Where's the thumb hole?