Fade in to a wide shot of Blue Base
Church: Uhh, I don't believe this.
Doc: It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.
Church: I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.
Doc: Yeah also that.
Church: And infectious diseases.
Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Doc starts using his medical tool. Like this green, indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.
Church: If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna freaking smash it!
Doc: And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency! My bad Church.
Church: Oh, that's okay, I wasn't using it anyway.
Doc: See, these tools can be confusing sometimes. That's why doctors have to go to school for so long. Not that I'm actually a doctor, mind you.
Church: And that's never been more apparent than with this diagnosis.
Tucker: Uogh, what diagnosis?
Tucker magically awoke and stood up.
Doc: Congratulations Tucker, you're pregnant.
O'Malley: Huhahaha, yes, with bastard. Muhuhahahahahaha.
Tucker: It's not mine, I wasn't even in town that weekend.
Church: Tucker don't listen to him, he's a lunatic, man, he's got no idea what he's talkin' about.
Doc: Uh, you want me to go over the green light thing again?
Caboose runs in holding "Andy's" skull with Shawn.
Caboose: Doctor! Help! My second best friend is dead! Fix him.
Shawn: That's not Andy!
Church: Whoa whoa whoa, Caboose, what happened, who's dead?
Caboose: Andy! Andy's dead. Look!
Church: Okay, that's disgusting.
Shawn: And it's not Andy!
Caboose: Doctor Doc, please help him.
Doc: Uh, I don't know what I can really do to help him, my first aid procedures aren't very effective after decomposition.
Church: Where did you get that?
Caboose: First Tucker dies and now Andy!
Doc: Tucker isn't dead, he's pregnant.
Tucker: It's not mine, we weren't even going steady!
Shawn: Your gross.
Church: Stop that.
Tucker: Hey look man, I've been saying that for a long time, it's gonna take a little while to get used to this.
Church: You're not pregnant.
Caboose: I was just standing outside the base, and Thea told me that she saw Andy's twin and when I did, Andy...
Church: Whoa wait, Thea told you that?
Caboose: Yes she did! But she was very helpful.
Church: And let me guess, when you turned back around, Andy was gone.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 4
FanfictionJoin the reds and blues for their next adventure with Thea. Church finds out he has a daughter. Wyoming is still on the loose and is after Thea! It's up to the reds and blues to protect Thea, but an alien comes in the picture and now the blues have...