Fade in to Grif screaming on the top of a cliff
Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!
Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.
Sarge: Simmons, shut him up!
Simmons: Hey Grif, shut the hell up! Get down here and help us check out the base!
Grif: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!
Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.
Grif: Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!
Sarge: Heugh.
Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooo-
Sarge: Go up there and get him Simmons.
Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooo-
Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff.
Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!
Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.
Donut: Yes sir.
Grif: -oooooooooooooo!
Cut to the Blues and Thea back wherever they are after all this time
Tucker: And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"
Tex: That's disgusting.
Thea: Your nasty.
Caboose: I don't get it.
Tex: So Thea, what were the reds plotting early?
Thea: Simmons heard a distress signal and they went to find out we're it came from.
Church materializes out of thin air
Church: What. The hell. Was that.
Caboose: Hey Church!
Tucker: Hey.
Tex: Huh?
Thea: The heck?
Church: Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"
Tex and Tucker: What happened to your body Church.
Caboose: What happened to some... body... Church?
Thea: Not even gonna ask.
Church: Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-
Tex: The bomb?
Church: No that's Andy, Gary is the computer.
Tex: Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time.
Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.
Thea: (Giggles) What's your name, Caboose.
Caboose: It's uhhh, Um, Caboose!
Thea: Good job Caboose!
Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?
Caboose: By the way, he's Church.
Church: Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows.
Caboose: He is the mean one.
Church: Thank you, Caboose.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 4
FanfictionJoin the reds and blues for their next adventure with Thea. Church finds out he has a daughter. Wyoming is still on the loose and is after Thea! It's up to the reds and blues to protect Thea, but an alien comes in the picture and now the blues have...