Fade in to the Blue guys guarding the temple/base that Tex is supposed to attack
Blue Grunt 1: Hey Reds! We're guarding the shit outta this wall, you suck!
Red Grunt: Your wall's easy to guard, try ours!
Blue Grunt 2: You don't even have a roof up there, you suck. What're you guarding it from, birds?
Red Grunt: You suck.
Blue Grunt 2: You suck.
Blue Grunt 1: You suck.
Red Grunt: You suck.
Blue Grunt 1: You suck.
Blue Grunt 2: You suck.
Blue Grunt 1: You suck.
Red Grunt: You suck.
Blue Grunt 2: No you do!
Red Grunt: We suck. No you suck.
Blue Grunt 1: Okay never mind.
Blue Grunt 2: You suck!
Tucker: Oh, those guys? How did they get here?
Caboose: Shush. Tex told us to be quiet.
Tucker: Caboose, we're three hundred yards away. I don't think they heard us.
Red Grunt: I think I heard something.
Tucker: I'm sure that was just a coincidence.
Thea: You just jinxed us.
Tex arrives inside the temple
Andy: Alright. After she takes out those three one by one, we probably stand a chance.
Tex starts beating on one of the Blue grunts
Blue Grunt: Ow, what the hell, that hurt! Ow!
Andy: Or maybe not.
Thea: It's Tex, what did you expect?
Blue Grunt: Ow! Ow! Jesus! Ow! Stop it!
Tucker: Uh oh.
Blue Grunt: What the hell? Ow, ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Second Blue Grunt: Heugh... So, did you watch the game last night?
Red Grunt: Yeah, go Red.
Second Blue Grunt: Screw that, Red sucks.
Blue Grunt: Now you're shooting me! Give me a break, this sucks! What the hell did I ever do to you?! COME ONNNN!
Tucker: What the hell, are they deaf?
A sniper shot hits behind Tucker
Tucker: Oh right, that you heard?
Thea: I knew it!
A plasma grenade lands on the Blue grunt at the turret and blows him up.
All the Grunts: Huh?
That First Blue Grunt: What?
Tex: Hiya fellas. Who's next?
All the Grunts: Charge!
They charge, Tex mows them down with two SMGs, proving once again that she's a total badass.
Tucker: That went well. So much for a sneak attack.
Cut to Donut talking on Red Base back in the Gulch
Donut: And that's how I rescued you both, and saved the day. The end. Any questions?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 4
FanfictionJoin the reds and blues for their next adventure with Thea. Church finds out he has a daughter. Wyoming is still on the loose and is after Thea! It's up to the reds and blues to protect Thea, but an alien comes in the picture and now the blues have...
