( first I would like it if you listened to this song! https://open.spotify.com/track/4VXIryQMWpIdGgYR4TrjT1?si=S3F8wB8jS-KueBIVr04Itg&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 )
- Zak's pov -
School is finally over and now I have to go to a hangout. Horray...
"Oh hey puffy!
"Hey bad!"
"Huh..?"
"Oh is he your boyfriend bad?"
"OH MY GOODNESS NO HE ISN'T"
"Hmmm.. hey your hot"
"AYEEE NOPE HE ISNT"
"Yeah he's your boyfriend"
"I hate you puffy"
"Awweeee I love you too bad! As a brother of course"
"Yeah better be"
"Wow Darryl you got yourself a possessive man, hey Darryl's boyfriend are you top..?"
"Yep."
"Wait- what does that mean?"
"Uhmmm something you would call a language word and stuff..."
"YOU BAD BAD BAD MUFFIN HEADS"
"STOP CALLING A 'MUFFIN' HEAD!! IT HURTS WHEN MY SHORTIE CALLS ME THATTT WAAAAA"
"Wow your not lying he's short and your good at mind games"
"Why thank you"
"What should I call your boyfriend bad?"
"And why do you call him bad?"
Oh! Darryl plays minecraft and I do too so we call each other our mc names, but bad's is long and mine is too! Mines captainpuffy and his is badboyhalo."
"I have Minecraft too! Infact all my friends do! Also call me skeppy, my real name is Zak but I wanna be called my mc name"
"Nice"
"AYEEE MAMACITA"
"'MUFFIN' SHUT THE 'BEEP' UP"
"Hi"
"I'm french boy"
"He's in your bed and I'm in her twitch chat"
"IM A BIG MAN"
( I forgot who else was invited sorry )
"Hey guys..and 'muffin head'"
"AYEEE MAN THATS RUDE TO US MEXICANS"
"I don't give a 'beep'"
"Bad why aren't you saying language??"
"Cause I'm too scared too.. they're scary puffy!"
"Awee come here bad I'll give you a hug!"
"Give him a hug and I'll kill you"
"OH GOD 'BEEP' NO"
"And that's why I'm not dating this muffin head"
"Call me a 'beep' head one more time and we'll have sex"
"AYE LANG-"
*INTENSE SCARY STARRING*
"I-I UHMM YES SIR SORRY SIR"
*CRUNCH*
"Are you five just eating popcorn while just watching my devorce happen!? Some friends you are"
Everyone but Darryl:
"YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED!?"
"AGHHH LEMME AT HIM!!"
*SLAP*
"LET GO OF MY HAND ALEX I WANNA KILL HIM"
"MAMACITA NO IT ISNT WORTH IT"
*EVEN MORE INTENSE SUPER SCARY YET CREPPY STARE AND SMILE*
Pathetic, everyone is scared. Man I really am in control in almost everything!
"I-I THIN-K IMA ST-START CALL YOU DARRYL NOW"
"I'm a Lil scared but not that scared like how George would say he's gonna break up with me"
"MAN IM A COWARD"
"I should've just went with niki"
"I'm going to go pee..."
"If your not here in 2 minutes and your doing something else than peeing then I'm going to make your ass hurt so bad that you can't even walk"
( How did I get so unholy so fast, someone give me holy water please )
- two minutes later -
"And so I kinda beat him in a pvp so yeah. That's all I did last weekend"
"Lol I bet I can beat Darryl within a second"
"Actually he's easy to beat!"
"Maybe I can have him as a hunter in my manhunts!"
"Oh 'beep' yeah!"
*Step step step step step*
Man this is boring.. I wanna go do something
"Hey guys I'm gonna go do something real quick"
The sun is nearly about to start set, I guess I'll wait until it sets... I use my phone why'll I wait, I scroll through Twitter and as usual nothing new, its boring when waiting.. well I guess I'll take a nap...
( I'm done here goodbye :D )
ΔΙΑΒΑΖΕΙΣ
(BEING REWRITTEN) killing is the way to keep him mine~ (yandere skephalo fanfic)
Ρομαντική( it's trash at first but gets better ) do you like skeppy as a yandere? well you came to the right story! :"zak does what he usually does every day until he meets about named Darryl and soon found out zak liked Darryl but yet so many people are aro...
