Not Your Typical Fairytale

PROLOGUE

DISCLAIMER
This book is a work of Fiction. The names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Any act of imitation, duplication, or disposal of any single specimen of this book or in any manner whatsoever without written permission is strongly prohibited. 

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WARNING
This story may contain bad words/curses, misspelled words, and grammatical and typographical errors, so please bear with it. Kung perfectionist ka naman, mas mabuting huwag mo nalang itong basahin. Hindi po ako professional writer.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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I'm busy reading the book Late night revenge when I suddenly felt a couple of presence coming from downstairs. I can tell that one presence is calm while the other has raging presence around him. Even without looking I can tell who is who.

"Will you please calm down. Let's listen to her explanation first." The one said.

"Enough, Luigi. I'm done with her explanation. She will do it again and again. What a stubborn lady." The other one said.

I rolled my eyes upon hearing the conversation from the two. At hindi nga ako nagkakamali dahil biglang bumukas ang pinto at pumasok ang dalawang lalaki.

Sinara ko ang librong binabasa at inilapag ito sa lamesang katabi ko.

"What can I do, gentleman?" I asked while giving them my famous grin.

"You.. you ugly-wicked woman!" My father said while pointing at me. Muntikan pa akong mabila-ukan kahit wala akong ini-inom dahil sa sinabi niya.

What? Ugly?

Ako pa talaga ang pangit ngayon? The fuck!?

"Who's ugly!?" I asked and looked at them.

"Of course, sino pa ba kundi ikaw?"

"No, I'm not!" I defended myself and crossed my arms.

"Yes, you are. If not, explain what you just did again from the other day." My brother Luigi said. "Nawala lang kami sandali kinuha mo na agad ang opportunity."

"This is already your nth time doing it. Nahiya ka pa sana sinampu mo na." Galit na sabi ni daddy.

"Really?" I asked.

Agad namang lumapit si kuya at sisipain sana ako nang mabilis akong umilag. I stuck my tongue out and smirk. Sinamaan naman niya ako ng tingin.

"At talagang gusto mo pang ulitin?" Naiiling na tanong niya.

Inirapan ko lang siya at tumingin kay daddy.

"Magkakaroon ba ako ng reward?" Nakangiting sabi ko

"Reward? Do you think I'll grant you. Pinasabog mo lang naman ang plantasyon ng mga Herero!" Malakas na sigaw nito saakin.