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The sQuaD was lazing around at havenfield. Limbs everywhere, starfish style. Sophie, whose head was on the carpet while the rest of her body was on the couch, slightly shifted. A low "Ow" came from where her feet had hit something soft.
"That's my face." Tam grumped from a corner of the couch.
"Why's it so soft?" she asked, rightfully so.
"Yes."
"THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER-!"
"Yes."
"Shhh!" Dex and Linh simultaneously (that's one big ass word.) scolded from across the room. "Quiet! they're about to kiss," Linh said.
"You have subtitles on you don't have to hear," Sophie pointed out.
"No..." Dex said, "But I need to see to read and I can't see if your being loud." Linh nodded along.
"Oddly enough, I understand this." Keefe thought out loud.
"We're getting off topic." Sophie reminded them.
"No, no. Let them sear." Tam said, throwing his head back on the cushion.
"Sear?" Keefe asked.
"See and hear. Sear." Dex took down a note.
"You're so dumb." Keefe threw a pillow.
"I'm innovative."
"WHY IS YOUR FACE SO SOFT?" Biana yelled suddenly.
"STOP TOUCHING MY FACE!"
"Like a baby's ass..." Keefe thought out loud, again.
"WHAT?" Tam slapped his hand off. "Your thoughts are appalling."
"You have no idea what I think."
"But I do." Sophie interjected.
"And we'll keep that to ourselves..." Keefe said, raising his hands in surrender.
Sophie swung a towel around menacingly. "We shall see..." (Get my reference? please get my reference.)
Tam stood slowly. "Put the dangerous towels down..."
A sudden scream came from across the room in Dex and Linh's direction. "JEEZ!" Biana yelped and feel of the couch.
"I'm not gonna ask," Keefe said, moving away from Sophie and her towel. "It's better for what little sanity I'm protecting from you people."
"You act as if you're not the cause of most of our chaos related problems," Tam said.
"..."
"Aren't you gonna clap back-" Sophie started.
"Hold on. I'm still trying to process what he said."
"Please," Tam said.
"I can't argue with logic." Keefe decided.
Biana pouted, "I still wanna know his skin routine..."
"A magician n-"
"You're not a magician." Dex said.
"Why don't you pay attention to searing." He snapped back.
"I cannot take that word seriously." Keefe coughed from the sidelines.
"A MAGICIAN never reveals his secrets," he finally got out.
Biana crosses her arms. "I hate you."
"No, you hate your sandpaper skin."
"TAKE THAT BACK BITCH."
Tam bolted.
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Fanfiction"Tam." "No, fuck you." "Tam." "No." "Tam, so help me, I will break into your fucking house." this fic is offically my least favorite child there's no plot and it progressively gets gayer as we go IT STARTS OFF SO CRINGE BUT IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE...
