🥀 | 𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘖𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 (revival)

🌷 | The Last Slice

Ship - Selever × [ Y / N ]
Theme - 🌷 | Humor

Lol this is kinda stupid and I wrote this for fun mostly--

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You swallowed the second to last slice of pizza you had and went to reach the last slice. Looking up, you noticed Selever and you had both put your hands on the crust to bring it back to your plates.

" Hands off, Shortstack, it's mine. "
Selever glared at you.

Nah, this bitch really thinks he can have the last slice.

" I gave you the last pizza roll a few weeks ago, it's mine. "
You insisted.

" Don't care, suck me. "
FNF HD anyone-
Selever chuckled a little and took it anyways.

As he was about to swallow YOUR RIGHTFUL PEICE, you quickly pushed him down and took the pizza yourself.

" Did you just push me AND take my pizza?? "
Selever sounded a offended.

" It's my peice, you bottom. "
You growled at him, opening your mouth to eat the pizza.

Suddenly, the full body weight of the demon tackled you. You dropped the pizza on the table, luckily.

" I am NOT A BOTTOM, NOW LET ME HAVE THE PEICE. "
He retorted. You laughed a little at how much offense he took to that.

" IT'S MINE, I NEVER GET TO HAVE THE LAST PEICE. "
You told him.

" YEAH YOU DO, I GAVE YOU THE LAST POPSICLE A MONTH AGO "
Selever yelled.

" YEAH A MONTH AGO, AND THEN I GAVE YOU THE LAST PIZZA ROLL, AND NOW I GET THE LAST- "
You were shushed by Selever.
" Fuck up for a minute. "
He told you.

You and him heard eating sounds.

Reluctantly, you both peeked over the table to see Rasazy eating the last peice you dropped on the table.

Selever dropped his head onto the dinner table.
" Dammit. "

" Those who have all the toil do not always get the profit.. I read that in Aesop's fables.. "
Rasazy told you both.

At that moment, you also hit your head on the table.