Life Is Wack

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I got bored again. Anyways here's your incorrect quotes for the week.

Rounding

Aizawa: No, (Y/N). I can't round your 11 to a 100.

(Y/N): MAN! That stuff makes as much sense as a tree stuck inside a Santa Clause inflatable.

Kim: I came here to raise my grade too. But
(Y/N), what the fu-

PP

Marinette: Why did Bakugo just walk past me while eating a Turkey leg, turn slowly to look me in the eyes, and tell me that I have a small pee pee?

Iida: To compensate for his own small pee pee.

Max: What a loser.

(Y/N): You're learning well. The second he steps in the room tell him he smells like broke.

Homie

Kaminari: Ho-mie

Nino: Homie?

Adrien: Homo?

(Y/N): I'm a homo.

Think

(Y/N): Have you ever stopped to think what we really are? Like, we could be random cartoon characters in a show or part of an anime. We could even be a fan fiction!

Adrien: That's nice and philosophical and all but why are your eyes red?

Sero: I gave her some brownies.

Iida/Marinette: You did WHAT!?

Door

(Y/N): The door's locked.

Adrien: Alright stand back, I'm going to kick it.

(Y/N): But why you?!

Adrien: I didn't mean it like a gender thing I just really wanted to kick it down.

Marinette: Move over. I'm kicking it.

*kicks it open*

Adrien/(Y/N): That was hot.

Emo Part 3

(Y/N): It's not a phase, DAD!

Alya: Is (Y/N) okay?

Iida: She realized that her parents didn't have much of a problem when going through her earlier alt phase so now she's recreating it.

Adrien: Yeah, dad!

Marinette: And why is Adrien doing it too?

Adrien: Because I never had a chance to express my creativity because of my over controlling father who chooses to hate me. He just doesn't understand me!

(Y/N): No one understands us!

Yaoyorozu: Alright that's enough. It's nap time.

Butter

Adrien: Butter-

Mina: SMOOTH LIKE-

Bakugo smacking her head: We only listen to Dynamite in this household.

*(Y/N) and Nino panicking while listening to Boy With Luv*

Jam

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