OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Lynx and her old friends in a nutshell (Incorrect Quotes 4)

Mel: No.

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Marcus: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Dewdrop: What's that?

Marcus: You've never had leftovers???

Dewdrop: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Marcus: Talon, keep an eye on Evelyn today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Talon: Sure, I’d love to see Evelyn get punched.

Marcus: Try again.

Talon, sighing: I will stop Evelyn from getting punched.

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Mel: You read my diary?!

Dewdrop: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Marcus: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Lynx: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Marcus: Good morning. What the hell is wrong with you?!

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Marcus: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Talon: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lynx isn’t-

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*Marcus and Talon skipping stones on lake*

Marcus: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Talon, whispering: Take that you (quacking) lake

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Lynx: You're right.

Mel: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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(After Lynx left them)

Evelyn, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Dewdrop: How?

Evelyn: How what?

Dewdrop: How could they be worse?

Evelyn: They couldn’t, I lied.

Dewdrop:

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Evelyn, negotiating with Dewdrop: We have Talon. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Talon: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Evelyn:

Talon: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Evelyn: TALON STOP

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Mel: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Mel: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Talon: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Marcus: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Evelyn: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Dewdrop: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Talon: Goodnight moon.

Talon: Goodnight tree.

Talon: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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(Lynx now be like-)

Lynx: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I (quacked) up bad.