OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Lynx and her old friends in a nutshell (Incorrect Quotes 4)

Mel, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Marcus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Talon: what the (quack) are you guys doing?

Mel: playing systemic oppression

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Talon, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Talon: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Talon: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Talon: I turned out perfectly fine!

Dewdrop: Talon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Talon: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

(Totally not Quin trying to take revenge for Lynx without her knowing)

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Mel: Dewdrop, can I talk to you for a second?

Dewdrop: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Lynx are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Mel: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

(Yeah, Mel did like Lynx, but that was before Lynx had her blind eye)

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Talon, Lynx, and Evelyn are sitting on a bench

Marcus: Why do you guys look so sad?

Talon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Marcus sits down*

Lynx: The bench is freshly painted.

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Talon: Can you keep a secret?

Lynx: Do you know anything about my life?

Talon: No I do not. Good point.

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Evelyn: Welcome, fellow idiots

Marcus: Hello, Evelyn

Evelyn: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Marcus: You underestimate me

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Mel: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a (QUACKING) THREAT.

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Mel: A theif.

Marcus: Thief?

Mel: Theif.

Marcus: I before E, except after C.

Mel: Thceif.