OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Incorrect Quotes 2

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(These three being weird for about a second-)

Miracle: Flame, my old arch enemy.

Achira: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Miracle: I have a life outside of you Achira.

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Kyle: Jackie... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jackie: Your text told me to satanize your house before you returned.

Kyle:

Kyle: I wrote sanitize, Jackie.

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David: Why are you on the floor?

Birk: I'm depressed.

Birk: Also I've been stabbed, can you get Comet please?

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Cupid: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Harvey?

Harvey: ... No.

Dawn: I do!

Cupid: I know, Dawn.

Dawn: I'm s̶a̶d̶ stressed.

Cupid: I know, Dawn.

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Venus: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Alfie: You're 15 years-old.

Venus: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(Venus almost getting outsmarted by a 6 year old-)

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Arrow: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Lynx: Not if they consent to it.

Eclipse: Depends who you're stabbing.

Xena: YES?!?

(Lynx, you mean, if they are trying to get killed due to their stupid actions, then sure-)

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Jackie: Petition to remove the 'd' in Wednesday.

Amy: Wednesay

Jackie: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Achira: God, give me patience.

David: I think you mean "give me strength".

Achira: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Ruby: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Lynx: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

(Lynx, they are also trying to possess your body-)

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Amy: They stole from me first!

Miss Nora: Mhm.

Amy: Stole my heart...

Hilda: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Sophie: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Hilda: Okay, but in my defense, Hiro bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Sophie: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Shera*

Shera: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Piper: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Aria: What did you do?

Piper: Nobody died.

Aria: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Lana: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Kira: Alright.

Lana: TraitorSayWhat?

Mini: Excuse me?

Lana: What?

Lana:

Kira:

Lana: No wait-

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Koda: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Kochi: The car takes a screenshot.

Valour: For the last time, get the (quack) out.

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(Past Cupid. Cupid's backstory was going to be next in 'Their Beginning', but it didn't follow guidelines, so it was scrapped sadly.)

(Past) Cupid: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

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Venus: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Loki: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Quin: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Liam: What's that?

Quin: Remorse code.

Liam: I'm even angrier now.

(Quin, even you weren't dead, you would be dead by now.)

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Blaze: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Ava: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Blaze: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Scorch: I think we're missing something.

Harvey: Teamwork?

Cupid: Cohesion?

Dawn: A general sense of what we’re doing?

(All of those you guys. Not all of you gods and goddesses and stuff suck at getting along at times.)

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Divine: Change is inedible.

Truffle: Don't you mean inevitable?

Divine, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Sapphire: Why are Serenity and Loki sitting with their backs to each other?

David: They had a fight.

Sapphire: Then why are they holding hands?

David: They get sad when they fight.

(Holding their hands in a friend way. No ships-)