OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Incorrect Quotes 1

Arusha: My parents aren't home.

Flame: Are they coming back with food?

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Miracle: WHY!? Why did you give Ari a KNIFE!?

Flame: I'm sorry! She said she felt unsafe!

Miracle: Now I feel unsafe!

Flame: I'm sorry...

Flame: ... Would you like a knife?

(Flame, never give a seven year old a knife...)

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(David drink was spiked by someone in school somehow and Miracle is joking about being taken. These two actually like each other while Comet is just secretly being their cupid-)

David: I was not that drunk last night.

Comet: You were flirting with Miracle.

David: So what? She's my partner.

Comet: You asked her if she was single.

David:

Comet: And cried when she said she weren't.

(Incorrect Quotes supporting Miracle x David *Happy creator noises*)

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Birk: How do I deal with my enemies?

Ajal: Kill them.

Birk: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Ajal: Kill them only a little?

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Kassi: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Star: I'm a knife.

Ally/Sapphire, in the room next to them: He's a little spoon.

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Yuki: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Kochi: *Turning to Koda* How tall are you?

(Fun Fact: Yuki is Non-binary. Kochi is taller than Koda- I just realized the height thing now lol)

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Mini: Tell Harvey about the bees and birds.

Dawn: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Liam: Someone will die.

Priscilla: Of fun!

(You guys live in an haunted house. Everyone in there is technically dead.)

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Virah: *Gently taps table*

Jackie: *Taps back*

Willow: What are they doing?

Kyle: Morse code.

Virah: *Aggressively taps table*

Jackie: *Slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Miss Nora: What do you think Jackie will do for a distraction?

Mochi: She'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Explosion in the background*

Virah: ... Or she could do that.

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Vixen, banging on the door: Lana! Open up!

Lana: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Kira: No, Vixen meant-

Comet: Let her finish.

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Blake, about Silver: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Serenity: Are we stealing them?

Wasabi: New or used?

Blake: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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*Shawn's helping Cosmic out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Luna: How does Cosmic look?

Axel: A little better than you, actually.

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Piper: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Aria: I think you mean cards.

Piper, pulling out knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Arusha: Hey Miracle, can I get some dating advice?

Miracle: Just because I'm with David, doesn't mean I know how I did it.