Charlie: Bro
Why are birds so cute
but MANLY AT THE SAME TIMESchlatt: bruh
Charlie: SERIOUSLY THO
THEY CAN LOOK LIKE GODS OR PECK OUT YOUR EYES
I saw a bird today and I gave them bread.Ted: Was it gluten-free bread?
Charlie: Oh no...
Wait do birds have allergies??Schlatt: maybe there are some birds out there that are on a diet or just have celiac disease man idk
Charlie: DID I JUST RUIN MY CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT BIRD
Ted: It's very possible you may have killed that bird.
Charlie: NOOOOOOO
I REALLY LIKED THAT BIRDSchlatt: was it his wings or his beak? that you were specifically fascinated with i mean
Charlie: I thought the beak was manly, but the feathery wings were super pretty.
Ted: What kind of bird was it anyway?
Charlie: I'm not sure.
Ted: Well, what did it look like?
Schlatt: a bird, i presume.
Charlie: Yes, a very pretty bird.
Maybe a crow or somethingSchlatt: wow.
Charlie: A really big crow...
Ted: Are you sure that wasn't a vulture?
. . .
Charlie: BROOOOO THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE
Schlatt: it sits outside your dwelling place, waiting for the fresh scent of carcass flesh to rise from the establishment.
Charlie: I am always willing to help
Ted: Help a vulture with a carcass??
Charlie: Well, I mean, if they needed it... but murder is bad.
Ted: Yeah, that's probably why you shouldn't.
Charlie: I can just share my salmon with them. Vultures like salmon, right?
Schlatt: how much you got
i'll deal salmon
how much is one salmon worth actuallyTed: Well if he caught them himself I'd assume it was free.
Charlie: Yep.
Schlatt: oh
so you don't like
sell them
for profit
y'knowCharlie: I catch them and eat them
Ted: Economy.
Schlatt: it's one of my many talents.
Charlie: I see.
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chuckle sandwich - group chat // incorrect quotes
Randomtitle. a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed. also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol started: feb 27, 2021 ended: top ranks: #2 sandwich