Charlie: What are you guys having for breakfast today?
Ted: Anything but Sour Patch Kids cereal, please.
Charlie: I'm not forcing you to eat any sort of cereal, man... it's your choice
Ted: I just want to live a peaceful life.
Charlie: I feel like you could do that if you really wanted to
Ted: You really think I could do that?
Charlie: Yeah, probably.
Ted: Probably??
Charlie: Yeah, probably.
Ted: What makes you say probably?
Charlie: Probably the fact that Schlatt hasn't responded yet
Ted: Huh?
Charlie: I gotta summon him properly.
Ted: What does any of this have to do with-
Charlie: AYO BIG GUY TF KINDA MEAL YOU GOT FOR BREAKFAST YOU FUCKIN-
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Schlatt: COCOA PUFFS BITCH
Charlie: Okay.
Schlatt: how do you feel about that?!
Ted: Mildly assaulted.
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chuckle sandwich - group chat // incorrect quotes
Randomtitle. a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed. also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol started: feb 27, 2021 ended: top ranks: #2 sandwich
