Charlie: The temperature of water is its taste.
Schlatt: i guess i get the government mind control chemicals
Charlie: America.
Ted: Here in Los Angeles we have terrible tap water.
Schlatt: yeah, no shit.
Charlie: Actually, yes shit. There might be shit in the tap water in Los Angeles.
Ted: Only one way to find out.
Charlie: You're gonna shit in your water and see if it tastes the same?
Schlatt: what the fuck charlie
Ted: He has a point, but that's really gross.
Charlie: But it could taste exactly the same as it does right now.
Schlatt: toilet water. shit water. fecal bacteria in your mouth.
Ted: Jesus Christ...
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chuckle sandwich - group chat // incorrect quotes
Randomtitle. a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed. also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol started: feb 27, 2021 ended: top ranks: #2 sandwich