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Charlie: The temperature of water is its taste.

Schlatt: i guess i get the government mind control chemicals

Charlie: America.

Ted: Here in Los Angeles we have terrible tap water.

Schlatt: yeah, no shit.

Charlie: Actually, yes shit. There might be shit in the tap water in Los Angeles.

Ted: Only one way to find out.

Charlie: You're gonna shit in your water and see if it tastes the same?

Schlatt: what the fuck charlie

Ted: He has a point, but that's really gross.

Charlie: But it could taste exactly the same as it does right now.

Schlatt: toilet water. shit water. fecal bacteria in your mouth.

Ted: Jesus Christ...

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