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a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed.
also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol
started: feb 27, 2021
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#2 sandwich
Schlatt: you can deadass make 2 lbs of pasta with sauce and cheese for like $6
Ted: Parmesan melts and just makes the sauce thicker. It doesn't give the cheesy texture that cheese should have.
Schlatt: cheese is cheese man
Charlie: What.
Ted: Why the hell do you want to make pasta with just cheese? What is the point of pasta if there's no pasta?!
Schlatt: I INCLUDED THE SAUCE
Ted: SAUCE AND CHEESE DOES NOT MAKE PASTA
Charlie: Okay, let's-
Schlatt: no.
Charlie: Dude, you didn't even hear what I had to say.
Schlatt: don't need to. it's probably some weird negotiation tactic that you'll try and use to bring an end to this argument, but let me tell you, charlie, this is an argument that needs to be had!
Charlie: I-
Ted:
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Schlatt: WHAT THE FUCK TED I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF PASTA I JUST WANT MY SAUCE AND CHEESE MY PASTA
Ted: Nowhere, I repeat... ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE does pasta define as sauce and cheese.
Schlatt: i'm gonna leave this house and never come back.
Ted: Do it. I dare you.
Charlie: Guys-
Schlatt: i will. i fucking will. you don't believe me?! what's the matter, you don't believe me?
