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a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed.
also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol
started: feb 27, 2021
ended:
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#2 sandwich
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Schlatt: LMAO
Charlie: The distinct taste of Fred Flintstone vitamins lingers on my tastebuds like the gooey dew clinging to the St. Augustine lawn clippings on a moist Monday morning. As I stand in the dark field, I wonder what my flavor will be my last. "M-maybe it'll be grape... dino-shaped too." I stare down at the pile of edibles in the palm of my hand, taking in the sweet scent of freedom. "Goodbye, world." I think to myself, swallowing every flavor of every last Flintstone whole simultaneously.
Ted: Goodness fucking gracious
Charlie: I rise from my deathly slumber for a moment to thank you. "Thank you," I say gratefully. I then fall to the ground once more.
Ted: Are you making this up?
Charlie: I give you a face that you can see in your mind. Your mind's eye can see me, making the face of the face that I am making at this time. At this moment, you know what I am thinking, but not off the top of your head. Not that one, at least.
