Charlie: Help me dear god please
Schlatt: what's wrong?
Charlie: they're everywhere.
Schlatt: what?
Ted: I fried a spider with the fly zapper and a hundred baby spiders started running in a circle away from me. Charlie jumped onto the counter and is now giving me directions on how many are left to squish.
Schlatt: oh
oh no
absolutely not
Charlie: It was like a spider nuke
Schlatt: i just got home and uhhh
i'm good in my car.
Charlie: AAAAAA
Schlatt: charlie?? you good, man?
Charlie: FUCKING NO
Ted: It's taken care of, you're fine.
Charlie: there could still be babies.
Ted: I promise you there's not.
Schlatt: does this mean i can come in the house
Ted: Yes.
Charlie: NO!
Ted: Charlie-
Charlie: I've been on this countertop for 15 minutes, Ted. What the FUCK do you want from me?!
Ted: I want you to get off the counter.
Charlie: What about the baby spiders?! They'll just grow and make many, many more baby spiders!!
Ted: They won't. We killed them all.
Schlatt: are you suggesting the presence of zombie spiders?
Charlie: Me?
Schlatt: yeah, you
zombie spiders or nah
cause if there are zombie spiders i'm leaving and never coming back
Charlie: It's an interesting concept to think about...
Ted: Y'all are the babies here, no doubt.
Charlie: Correct.
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chuckle sandwich - group chat // incorrect quotes
Randomtitle. a large majority of these are conversations i've had or have witnessed. also sorry chapters are really short sometimes lol started: feb 27, 2021 ended: top ranks: #2 sandwich
