Chapter 27

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Y/n's pov

" Alright, fuck, marry, kiss. Ron Fred and George? " I ask Hermione as I take a gulp of my butterbeer

" In all honesty, I'd marry Ron, fuck Fred, and kiss George, " Hermione says a bit nervously " Okay luna, ginny, and me, "

" Getting a little brave are we? " I say raising my eyebrow

" Maybe, " She says taking another sip of her butterbeer

" Well obviously marry you, fuck Ginny respectfully, and if she wasn't with Luna, then kiss Luna even though I'd fuck her too, " I say

" So you wouldn't fuck me, " Hermione says " Why only marry, "

" Because if I marry you, I can fuck you every day, " I say coming close to her face. Feeling her hot breath on my cold skin. I bring my hand up and wipe her upper lip as her breath hitches at our closeness. " Sorry, you had a bit of butterbeer there, "

" T-hank you, " she stutters clearly flustered

" You know the fire whiskey in the butter beers was a great idea I can barely even taste the whiskey, " Hermione says regaining her color back

" Draco and I figured that one out in 3rd year, " I say smirking at her " So you and Fred? "

" What about me and Fred, " She asks not making eye contact

" Don't act dumb darling, I'm not stupid, " I say moving her face to make eye contact with me

" I have no idea what you're talking about," She says " There is nothing going on between Fred and me,"

" If there isn't anything going on between Fred and you then, " I say and pause for a second but continue while rolling my eyes " I'm a Virgin, "

" Y/N! " She says pushing my shoulder

" And we all know that isn't true, " I say taking another gulp " Or else someone needs to talk to Harry about his virginity, "

She continues to laugh almost choking on her butterbeer so I continue on by saying " The whole time everyone thought Harry and I were having sex we were just playing chess, "

At this point, Hermione is in a git of laughter clutching her stomach gasping for air.

" Did the knights give you those marks on your neck too? " She says in between laughs

" Oh yeah, " I say exasperatedly " Those knights were real scoundrels. They even did the same to Harry, " 

" Alright, alright, fine you've got me, " She says putting her hands up " It started the summer before 5th year. We were all staying at Sirius's house and I was mad at Ron because he was being an ass to me at the Yule ball. And Fred was upset because his mother didn't approve of their business. So one night we both just got together after we had a bit of fire whiskey. And ever since then we just kept doing it, "

" So you guys aren't technically together? " I say

" No were not. But It's a bit complicated since I like Ron too, " She says

" Fuck it have both, " I say placing my drink down on the table making it slightly shake

" I don't think they'd want that or at least Ron wouldn't. Ron and I have always had something but he's a dick to me especially when he's jealous, " Hermione says

" And he hasn't asked you out yet? " I say

" Nope, " She says looking glum " And it sucks since Fred hasn't either. Besides I wouldn't even know who to choose if I had to, "

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