Group Chat: eight twats
Online: All
zigzag: ayy been a while gang
straight: OH shut up saw
dorito: how about you shut up lolibitch
zigzag: pfft lolibitch? That's cool
straight: what can you do anyway
*dorito sent a image*
dorito: That's what I can do
gaytay: what's that
dorito: I own 90% of waterguns around these parts
dorito: I'll fuck you right up
straight: it's water Dora
straight: WATER
dorito: I can heat it up b!tch
dorito: melt yo lesbian arse right up
*straight is offline*
zigzag: she's getting a oven tray and a knife
zigzag: I think she wants to end you
STFU: it's 5am why is loli getting weaponry
dorito: TD don't question it go heat up some water
IC: I swear to god are we killing eqchother again???
IC: I call dibs on saw
zigzag: NONONO ICE CUBE
*IC and zigzag are offline*
STFU: got your water
dorito: lollipop dies today lasses
*straight is online*
straight: if you even scratch me I'll uh
straight: what can you do to islands?
dorito: NIBBA THAT'S MY FOOD
dorito: I'M PULLIN OUT THE BIG GUNS, DUAL WEAPONRY
straight: shut up
Book: IT'S 5AM PLEASE SHUT UP
nobody: I AGREE WITH BOOK SHADDAP
straight: Not now girls, I have a dora to kill
dorito: vice versa biatch
*zigzag is online*
Zigzag: I just had to kill icy
nobody: [voice recording, 3s]
straight: You think we didn't hear??
Book: ugh, just stop her from busting into our room here??
gaytay: saw you're her GF make her stop
zigzag: ok ok jeez
*zigzag is offline*
dorito: don't fuckin bring my islands into this lolicunt
gaytay: are you just adding a swear onto loli to insult her
dorito: You would if your only food was on the line, besides she's
Book: [voice recording, 5s]
nobody: DORAAAAAA PLEASE LEAVE
dorito: I'm not leaving til I get my islands back Bruh
straight: ok ok, can I still stab you
dorito: why the hell not
*dorito is offline*
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BFB Chatfic
FanfictionThe BFB / TPOT cast get phones and make dumb chats, and hell ensues. Need I say more?
