Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Flirts With Another Girl

L.J had insisted on dragging you along to the candy shop because he wanted your advice on what to buy.

"This is my favorite isle!"

You looked around and marveled at the displays of multicolored lollipops.

"Why am I not surprised...?"

The monochrome clown was already twirling around two lollies and debating which one was better.

"The double swirl has more flavor variety but on the other hand, the mystery pop comes with a free collector sticker!"

You raised an eyebrow.

"Seriously, L.J?"

"Okay... I'll just have to buy both of them!"

You wandered off on your own, wondering why L.J had even brought you there because it certainly seemed that he had everything under control.

It was only a couple of minutes which were spent shoveling F/C/N out of the dispenser and into a paper bag.

When you came back, L.J was talking with somebody else.

"Oooh! Is that a double swirl lollipop?" She asked excitedly.

"Yes it is!" He said brightly.

"Do you come here often?"

L.J nodded, apparently oblivious to the fact that the girl was flipping her hair and trying to impress him.

You knew that she wouldn't get very far so you leaned on one of the displays and watched the show.

The girl was getting slightly irritated that the monochrome clown didn't notice and change tactics.

"These shocker pops are wonderful, aren't they?"

Your eyes widened.

She was wearing very short shorts which perfectly showed a lot more than it should've. Including her... Thong.

L.J was looking the other way at some mint lollipops.

"Nah. I don't like the sour apple taste."

You remembered that your karate friend had sent you a text detailing everything about an encounter with a skimpily dressed girl in the ice cream parlor and briefly wondered if she was the same one.

The girl scowled and unwrapped the lollipop.

She began to slowly lick it while making exaggerated "Mmm" sounds.

L.J finally turned around.

"You really like that lollipop, don't you?" He said cheerfully with a smile.

That did it.

The girl groaned loudly in frustration and stomped off.

You finally deemed it safe to come out of hiding and went to join L.J.

"Y/N...? Why are you laughing?" He asked, tilting his head slightly to one side with a confused look.

That only made you laugh harder. The killer clown looked absolutely adorable!

"Nothing. Shall we pay?"

"Okay... Just so you know, I didn't fancy her at all."

You paused.

"Say what?"

"Her hair needs conditioner, her butt was hideous and her tongue had a piercing. Not my type.'

You smiled and ruffled his hair.

"And that's why I love you, Laughing Jack."

At the Creepypasta Mansion

"Well I must say that it's a wonder you haven't suffered any permanent damage yet," Doctor Smiley said in a bored voice as he flipped through a file of girlfriend-related injuries.

Jeff's eyes went wide.

"P-Permanent damage?"

"Why yes. If your girlfriend keeps on kicking you below the belt then I'm afraid that never being able to father any children will be the least of your concerns."

"What should I do, doc?"

Smiley leaned forward.

"You want my advice? By looking at the history on your file, I would recommend wearing a helmet down there!"

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A/N: Well here it is!

I was absolutely overjoyed at somebody commenting who wasn't my mother and set to work writing right away!

Well, actually, I couldn't set to work right away because I had to sit by the computer all day, trying to get rid of a Trojan virus.

But anyway, I hope that my writing made you guys laugh!

Coming up tomorrow (hopefully without any further delay): He Gets Pranked/Scared.

Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom