Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]

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Oh yay, I'm not dead!
Sorry for not updating in a while, Motivation is on 0 rn.
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Doc: Run if you want to live.

Grian: *starts sprinting*

Doc: I meant away from me not towards me-

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X: Isn't it past midnight?

EX: Isn't it time you die?

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Doc: fuck gender, I want to be legally classified as a biohazard.

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Hels: Who the fuc-

Wels: Watch your language!

Hels:

Hels: Whomst the sexual intercourse hath eaten thy cookies?

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Biffa: Mothers and Fuckers of the jury, we are here today to cancel a bitch.

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Cub: You know what I love about you?

Scar: No?

Cub: Yeah, to be honest me neither

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Cleo: Something brought you here, call it what you want. Destiny, Fate, Luck, etc.

False: The cookies in the cupboard.

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EX: What do you call a fish with no eye?

X: Myxine circifrons.

EX:

EX: ...fsh

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Bdubs: I never know what to say at funerals

Grian: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss." and then, move on.

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Bdubs: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

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X: What's your new year's resolution?

Etho: 1080p

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Wels: I'm such a failure

Hels: Yes, you are.